so forgive me if i jump at the rattle of your keys

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime