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@candy-cane-killer
Had a lovely time at Carmenās over the weekend. Got reliable transport there and back now too. But alas, duty calls. Definitely going to be visiting often now though.

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((Hey Iām real fuckinā bored and feel like RPing this smug jerk, like if youāre interested.))
Itās funny...Iām more than grateful for having been informed of the existence of other timelines and whatnot, but now that I have, my own world seems so much...smaller, in comparison.Ā
The corruption in the Royal Police, the squabbling crime families scattered about the Underground, whatever vile things Undyne might be up to...it all seems like so much background noise in this new, boundless universe I find myself in.Ā
And yet, here I sit, running a sweets shop and playing the hitman for a bunch of fat monsters with fatter wallets. Is this all I am? A side-character in the greater story of the universe? It leaves me feeling awfully sour.
he fuckin what
š he fucking
š he let us get the soul into a canister to keep it fully stabilized and when i tried to get him to give us the egg to put in there too he got defensive
š and then chance started yelling at him and he just. left. i donāt know where he went
š and then chance and i tried to go back to the house and rawhide chased us out iām so fucking tired of this already
If you need a place to stay, my door's always open, for what that's worth.
candy-cane-killer:
ask-sans:
š ⦠yeah, i did.
š but.. pretty much all of his lovers want nothing to do with me, so.
Doesnāt mean Iām on that list, gumdrop. You seem alright to me.
š i have so much LV i made a toriel cry.
[Cane smirks so hard you can somehow tell he is through the phone] Really? I'd hate to think what'd happen if she saw mine then.

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candy-cane-killer:
Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or�
š again, carmen and i were one person
š iām literally his clone up until a certain point.
Ah, right, of course! How silly of me. Sorry, I just havenāt had to wrap my head around āalternate timelineā stuff in a while. ā¦did you miss me?
š ⦠yeah, i did.
š but.. pretty much all of his lovers want nothing to do with me, so.
Doesn't mean I'm on that list, gumdrop. You seem alright to me.
candy-cane-killer:
Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or�
š again, carmen and i were one person
š iām literally his clone up until a certain point.
Ah, right, of course! How silly of me. Sorry, I just haven't had to wrap my head around 'alternate timeline' stuff in a while. ...did you miss me?
š for anyone concerned though it was a kind of mutual agreement thing
š i know this as fact because we were still one person when the agreement was made
š he just needed some extreme break time
So, uhā¦who are you exactly? I think you, erā¦āhappenedā while my timeline was out of sync with Carmenās.
š iām his clone-alt with the parasite that nobody likes
š hi cane
Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or...?
š for anyone concerned though it was a kind of mutual agreement thing
š i know this as fact because we were still one person when the agreement was made
š he just needed some extreme break time
So, uh...who are you exactly? I think you, er...'happened' while my timeline was out of sync with Carmen's.
So, uh...
Wowie, itās been a real long time hasnāt it? I donāt know how many of you will remember me, but I used to go byĀ āunparalleled-spaghettoreā on here. Kinda dropped off the face of the Earth for a while since I was going through some stuff that had me in a real dark place. All thatās long past now, and for that reason, amongā¦others, Iāve decided to give this whole blog thing another try. Hello!
Hopefully I can reconnect with some old friends on here. Maybe even make some new ones!

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Things have been so dull around here lately...
Perhaps I ought to do a bit ofĀ āmoonlighting.ā It has been a while...
Reblog if you RP using Discord
V Small selective starter call. No cap, but I wonāt guarantee you a starter.Ā
((I'd be down. (Sorry to reblog like this, but my rp blog isn't my main these days) ))
* my new teeth are very smooth and everyone is invited to gently touch them
Unfortunately, I'm not sure I even have 'teeth' per se. Otherwise I'd take you up on that offer.
* things are so quiet for me nowadays.. itās actually kind of distressing.
* then again, itās not like i know what to do with myself.
If it helps, I donāt hate you. Quite the opposite, actually.
* gayyy.
* love you too.
Guilty as charged. <3

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* things are so quiet for me nowadays.. itās actually kind of distressing.
* then again, itās not like i know what to do with myself.
If it helps, I don't hate you. Quite the opposite, actually.
ask-sans:
Oh, I did? Sorry, guess Iām still a bit out of it. I assure you, Iām perfectly fine, physically, butā¦I didnāt mean to be gone so long, you know? I feel a bit guilty now, even if it was beyond my control.
* it happens, man. just gotta get back into the loop, so to speak.
I supposeā¦do you wanna come visit? I already missed you a bit over the āweekendā, so I canāt imagine what my disappearing was like for you. Iād come to your place, but, uh, I donāt remember how to get there. Or anywhere outside my own timeline actually.
* i mean.. i kinda thought you ditched, so i mean.. heh.
* would be nice to see you again, though.
Ditch you? Never. How could I possibly resist a sweet treat like you? ;) In any case, my doorās open anytime.