Finnick Adam Nelson

SLOTS ARE OPEN AGAIN! 💅

me and the homies staying up late and purring. and other stuff

me and the homies waking up early and barking. and other stuff

the thing is. when creatives pull the ‘(terrible person) but they’re a milf’ schtick it works on me!!!! every! single! time! oh a dictator :/ thats ba- oh? a dictator milf? a war criminal….. milf? why didnt you say so in the first place! im a gay man. btw.

i’m going to shatter you like glass

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

i like to say hee hee to indicate i am mischievous, but ultimately harmless

meow btw. if you even care.