eyyy truuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Who needs expensive equipment, when you have good friends

yoooooo

Don’t talk to me like that

Stop this is so funny

My history crush is Charles Sumner. During the Civil War he was a radical Republican (which is really the 1800s version of a very left wing democrat) who worked with Lincoln and, famously, got the crap beat out of him for calling out racist slaveowners. He was also likely gay, and had a relationship with Samuel Howe. He was known to have a deep and moving voice, and spoke passionately about his causes. All in all a babe.

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

It’s always bikini weather in Iowa.

*humans dies* Me: lmao get rekt *raptors dies* Me: *cries and is shocked by such brutality in todays cinemas*