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@calyvt
autism creature Happy Meek.....

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon
To a certain extent I get that sexual orientation is socially constructed but I need you all to understand that lesbians still exist and no we will not fuck men or be attracted to men. Im sorry but its the exact same shit as "well gender isnt real so trans people are actually regressive"
And I do notice how this line of logic is used to devalue the existence of lesbians and not nearly as much for other sexualities.
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iâm not missing it this year.
lesbian scifi is so easy. hereâs a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe itâs not even cargo pants. maybe itâs coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
Coining the term realismslop for all games that settle for ultra realism instead of an original/interesting art direction
I found someoneâs tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.Â
People will say that trans women are dangerous and then you meet one and sheâs just some girl named Luna who hasnât had a hug in twenty years
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
âhonkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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the past three weeks in a row, partner has gone to chipotle and been served by the same employee who, in bold defiance of the testimony of his own eyes and ears, ardently refuses to believe carnitas exist
partner: âHi, could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and carnitas?â
employee (completely blank expression): âNo.â
partner (autistic) (socialscript.exe encountered an unhandled exception) : ââŠUh. Um. Sorry?â
employee: âWe donât have that.â
partner (wondering if perhaps he put too much of the authentic accent on the word and thatâs whatâs throwing the guy): âYou donât haveâŠ(pronouncing it whiter) carnitas?â
employee (face still unreadable): âNo.â
partner (looking at the near-full hotel pan of perfectly normal carnitas in its usual place on the other side of the glass) (noticing this employee looks unfamiliar) (maybe heâs a new guy that just started five minutes ago with no training?) : âTheâŠpork?â (pointing at it)
employee: âWe donât have pork.â
partner (beginning to wonder if heâs the one thatâs losing it) (desperately looks to the menu on the wall behind the employee) (the menu lists carnitas as a protein option) (the word âcarnitasâ is not crossed out or taped over or otherwise adulterated) (carnitas have been on the standard menu since at least 2016) : âOkay. Um. Are youâŠsure?â
other employee working the toppings part of the line (familiar) (have seen her before) (she has cool earrings): *gives the new guy a strange look, nudges him aside, and scoops the carnitas onto partnerâs bowl before continuing with the other toppings*
Repeat conversation again the next week. And the next. Same guy. If itâs a bit, no one is laughing, including the employee.
theories Iâve considered:
- the employee keeps very strictly kosher/halal/vegan and refuses to handle pork (understandable, I respect that, but if youâre gonna work at a place that serves pork I do kinda feel like when someone orders it youâve just gotta tap in a coworker to do it for you)
- someone did something gross to the carnitas and the employee is trying to warn people not to order it (??? throw it out then? also, three weeks in a row???)
- the employee is a space alien who views humans as so similar to pigs that for us to eat them is tantamount to cannibalism
- the employee is the lead in a kdrama romance about a pampered, clueless chaebol heir who is sent by his father to work in the companyâs restaurants for a year in order to prove heâs ready to take over as CEO. heâs dumb as rocks but they canât fire him or even correct him that harshly due to the power gradient. partner is just a minor reoccurring character, and the interaction is kept the same from week to week to highlight the development of the relationship between the employee and his love interest with the cool earrings (even if the restaurant is literally a fully-branded Chipotle, thatâs somehow still not enough product placement for me to believe this is a real kdrama)
After reviewing again with partner, evidently I forgot a detail that set this weekâs carnitas denial dance apart from the others.
partner (well aware of what heâs getting into with this guy now): âHi. Could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and pork?â
employee: âWe donât have pork.â
partner (demonstrating a level of patience only a public school teacher could have): *points at the pan of carnitas* âCould I please just have some of that?â
employee (after several slow, confused blinks): *points at the same pan* âThatâs steak.â
partner (looking at the hotel pan theyâre both pointing at) (it is filled with shredded meat of a pale beige color) (at the other end of the row of pans is another pan containing dark brown, lightly charred meat chopped into small pieces): âOkay.â *deciding heâs willing to play in this fantasy space if it gets the job done, he points at the first pan again* Then could I please have the steak?â
employee: *starts to reach for the pan at the other end containing the actual steak*
partner: "Ohâno, sorry, this one please?" *points at the first pan containing the carnitas*
employee: *blinks, then just walks away and starts helping the next customer in line, leaving partner's bowl unfinished*
other employee with cool earrings: *rolls her eyes at new employee, takes partnerâs bowl, and fills it with carnitas herself*
new theories:
- the employee is a bridge troll who will only dole out his delectable carnitas to those who prove themselves worthy by correctly answering his riddles three
- the employee is stoned out of his mind at all times on a specific strain of weed that totally erases the concept of pork from his memory and awareness