Hey kids

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

this is me if i met hozier except there would also be tears

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

OOOH THE FEELINGS

preach

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

I can physically feel the extremity of my boringness when I’m uncomfortable.