And he calls me moonlight too.

“Please give me [sound of mid 90’s disc reader reading/buffering… it’s indescribable if you’ve never heard it]… one half tray of salad… Please give me… [more brief disc reading noise] one half tray of… Thank you! [loud munching noises]“ 

They need to make this into a giant poster print because…

You have Shanoa and Cait Sith having a date on Shinryu’s wing

Sephirot and Titan about to throw down

Sophia, Zurvan, and Xande having a three way bro fist

Sophia’s daughter head thing and CoD making googoo eyes at each other

Ravana and Odin being sword bros while Garuda is the valley girl we all knew she was

Moggle Mog playing with Ramuh’s mustache because of course he is he’s a fucking moogle

Bismark squishing Typhon squishing Ultros, while Thordan kicks Ultros in the face

And Hresvelgr hamming it up in the bottom corner with his big ass smile and fucking eye sparkle.

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!