I haaaate the self checkouts that constantly say stuff like that, it drives me insane. Like ... Babe it's my purse and I put it down so I can scan these items. However I'll forever use them because I hate having to go through the regular checkout lines and wait forever.

it makes me want to smash the thing in. no shot am i waiting in regular lines either. we're stuck in robot hell i guess.

maybe your wallet was just soooo damn heavy.

yeah sure, toots. it's mostly receipts and lint in there.