Milf-Coded

the "humans are naturally greedy" argument is one of capitalism's oldest myths. if humans were naturally greedy above all else, our species would have died out long ago. humanity survived because people shared food, cared for one another, and worked together. cooperation built societies, greed built fortunes. don't confuse the values of capitalism with the nature of humanity.

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*