Bnuuy culture

I has a dream i threw my phone in the air and made Saul Goodman (named Jimmy Kimmel) catch it in his mouth like a seal. And we tried this for like a solid 10 minutes until it just got lodged in his throat

walked past a guy reporting a shoplifter to the cashier at the corner store (boooo) but from what i could overhear he like. fully watched the shoplifter leave and didn't say anything for at least 5 minutes and was only bringing it up now? which really seems like the worst of both worlds. you're being a narc but late enough that the cashier can't even do anything about it. what are you even getting out of this. who is winning here. what is the thought process.

bro last night was magical. last night was enchanted. last night was bewitched. last night was cursed and hexed. last night was posessed. bro can you remember what we did last night? bro?

Took a random pill from someone in the club and now there is a fifth cardinal direction

whenever i start up minecraft m like yeah im gonna build a nice little starter house and take it slow and then im 3 days in with several farms and a villager set up and no roof over my head. male living space ass situation every time.

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine