i want to listen to every song in the world....

this blog used to be about professionally and extensively hating on the kpop group bts but now its kind of just about whatever

just know that whenever i listen to trigger (nearly every day) im holding back from writing an essay about it...... but it will have to happen one day.

getting into ateez yaoi is a need.... they done fucked up making a couple channel LMAOOOOO congrats now all i know about you is youre dating and im basing that off of 2 tweets i saw.... but my god, what a captivating relationship dynamic. everyone including their families knows theyre dating except one half of the couple in question................... involve me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we are HERE for the akb renaissance and itomomo btw. im streaming sukiish af

I do unironically love yugyeom's voice. Idk what the public consensus on him is, I could see some people finding it nasally or annoying but it's truly not that way for me at all. I deeply enjoy most of his verses.

now wtf is vernon enlisting for.

episode 300 billion of my kpop shenanigans, listening to the intro of got7 lullaby and i was like.... this sample pack is so.... i RECOGNIZE this fuckass style, if this guy didnt produce for wjsn AT LEAST once or a wjsn adjacent group then just take my ears away. and i was right. but more importantly WHY DID THE BOYZ SWEET JUST COMPLETELY STEALLLLLL THIS INTROOOOOO IM FINNA DIEEEEEEE. But at the end of the day sweet a better song WRDGAF!

armys fuming that jungkook went to the skz concert only for him to be the whistleblower on a secret meet&greet conspiracy that leads to skz getting hardcore dragged all over twitter and by their own fans. absolutely brilliant mastermind play by the one and only. like there's levels to this shit. IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

Ok how does snuper platonic love only have a million views on youtube. It would be one BILLION if they included twitter views. Absolute tl classic.

fantasize and fire eyes.... my beautiful girlfriends fantasize and fire eyes from The Boyz's 2nd Full Length Album PHANTASY Pt.1 Christmas In August released on August 7th, 2023. we are in a polyamorous relationship and I love them both so so so very much. ahhh fantasize and fire eyes stoppp not while people are watching ahh ah ooh uh ah they fucking and sucking me so good rn ahhhg

I'm trying to construct a kpop boygroup song top 5 of all time and my thought process is kind of like. Ok well obviously got7 if you do. Then we have to have my vixx in there. I'd love to say voodoo doll but error is probably the more conventional choice. And since we're talking about convention and the most over glazed songs, infinite the chaser has to be there. Bigbang haru haru is another obvious choice even though I will always associate it with oomf captioning it with "the way they each ruin this song in their own special way ❤️". Bap 1004 is a no brainer. And that brings us to five, but my problem is they're all kind of same-y, thematically. Not really a good sample platter of kpop as a whole. And as I say that, my sixth choice would be 100% beat. Which. Doesn't help the situation. So we might have to throw block b in there for a gag. Exo doesn't have any good titles except, like, overdose. Shinhwa this love is too western? Maybe? Shinee is a no, I'm not putting lucifer on there. I might have consider a bts song just out of love for peter canine but. That's a stretch. Wannaone energetic or unb feeling for the meme?

"this randomly being the best song ever" top 1 recent stan twitter captions to put on an embedded video of a kpop song from a decade ago