Golden Retriever Energy

lowkey would have been a better father figure for el than hopper

if you’re over 25 and you’re still fatphobic that’s so embarrassing for you

we all know it’s embarrassing at any age but it’s just extra embarrassing after 25 like oh you still haven’t figured that out? what have you been doing all this time?

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

if you are my online friend or mutual then i automatically assume you are transgender. if you aren't you have to come out to me as cis

lots of brave people coming out as cisgender on this post. so happy for you i support you <3

The most confusing thing about adulthood is going back to places you visited as a child and seeing how much smaller everything is.

I mean like physically smaller. Like. My old elementary school had cavernous halls and towering ceilings. My dad bitches about it being a rat warren. I went back recently and jesus christ it's like the entire building shrunk in the wash.

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

@tulip-fairy obsessed with them