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Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

The alphabet will start at 9

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I reacted bad to something I ate/drank because my tounge is the size of a lemon

Had a fun conversation where the guy sitting behind me (on the more drunken end of tipsy) told me (very politely ) that he wanted to feel me up but my hair (it was loose and is very long) would get in the way and he would be accidentally pulling it the whole time to which I responded that's what it's there for (I'm not into hair pulling that was just the first response to come to mind.) and he stared at me in utter confusion for a moment before nodding, wishing me a good evening, and sitting back down at his table (this conversation was in afrikaans)

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I reacted bad to something I ate/drank because my tounge is the size of a lemon

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady