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metal-autistic-coven

it is always morally correct to put the character in the evil torture science lab. btw

so-many-ocs

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

bumblingbabooshka

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

theoneandonlylobster

@revlerie

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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sailatina3

I wish it were more common to have "bilingual" stories. By that i mean stories where it's important that 2 or more languages are spoken throughout. There isn't any translation, there's just multiple languages spoken by the characters. I understand why this is seldom done considering how heavily limiting it is to the number of people who can actually read or watch it. But idk I think the world would be better off with some stories like that.

corviiids

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

lastoneout

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

freakoutgirl

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

#and my mutuals

10-dutchies-12-bicycles

the past few years ive truly just been collecting nutrient deficiencies like theyre pokemon

10-dutchies-12-bicycles

finally mostly patched up my 3 month long iodine deficiency and was like "my nails are growing again.... so why isn't my hair growing as well?"

mothers and fuckers of the jury. i present to you the case: person who lives in the 21st century somehow managed to give themself an omega 6 deficiency. thats right. not an omega 3 but an omega SIX deficiency. this is very impressive

So with my work I spend aot of time with people from other countries. One of which is a diplomat from who is a prominent member of their country's mafia. I have absolute proof of this. However. This guy gives me the gifts he gets from various countries diplomatic visits so I'm chill with him. Because I know this he has taken me to some restaurants he does business in which he indirectly admitted is a front for mafia related business (their food is absolutely amazing so I go there regularly and they all know me and I them). My only question with this is why is this the third time I've found myself in a situation like this?

First time was when I was just out of school and babysat a kid and when I arrived I saw the dad covered in blood with a gun in his pocket. I questiond the kid about it later who happily told me he was in a gang and the money he would pay me with was from someone he'd killed. Dude paid me well when I left and I just didn't babysit there ever again.

Second time was a few months later when I took a late night receptionist job and when I arrived I found out it was an illegal brothal, owner felt me up and threatened me. I high tailed it out there the moment he was distracted. (He was distracted because someone he presumably knew walked in and gave him a duffle bag of neatly stacked bank notes - I only saw it because I was next to him and the bag was opened so he could see it)

Actually there was also another time when I met the vice president's son at a party I'd been invited to work at and some guy showed up with several scary looking bodyguards and I was told not to look at him directly or I'd become a target. I did accidentally get in the way at one point and the one bodyguard shoved me away and pointed his gun at me.

I really don't know how I keep getting into these situations but as long as I'm not being killed I don't mind all that much. The money laundering business restaurants are really good and are very friendly to me.

#caffeine #not actually sure what to tag this as #mafia?

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snapplyapples

Ao3 works on my Barbie flip phone

@tiredgothskeleton

snapplyapples

Important update:

It can run ao3 running doom

snapplyapples

this feels like a good day to bring this back

#providing zero context #caffeine #nsfw

princesssarisa

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

#I was given my name because of my eye colour #my first name #my middle name is after my mom #but yeah my first name is because of my eye colour

escuerzoresucitado

elksewer

charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

#do you live in nightvale

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