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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

the past few years ive truly just been collecting nutrient deficiencies like theyre pokemon

this feels like a good day to bring this back

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It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

The alphabet will start at 9

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I reacted bad to something I ate/drank because my tounge is the size of a lemon

Had a fun conversation where the guy sitting behind me (on the more drunken end of tipsy) told me (very politely ) that he wanted to feel me up but my hair (it was loose and is very long) would get in the way and he would be accidentally pulling it the whole time to which I responded that's what it's there for (I'm not into hair pulling that was just the first response to come to mind.) and he stared at me in utter confusion for a moment before nodding, wishing me a good evening, and sitting back down at his table (this conversation was in afrikaans)

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I reacted bad to something I ate/drank because my tounge is the size of a lemon

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

Rugby is fun

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0

Which means everyone here, including me, have had 17 shots

I don't know when I became the type of person who goes out to watch rugby but here we are ig

It's not actually to watch the rugby. It's just for the vibe and the alcohol and the people getting hurt

I have discovered that rugby is infinitely more fun to watch when the place you are watching at is running a special where everytime the Springboks score you get a free Springbok shot

Also the owner is hella gay and hella drunk

Update. The special has been temporarily suspended because it's been 20 minutes and the Springboks have 17 points. And England 0