It be like that

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

another cup of coffee for the bisexual pervert