Cacas de color rosa

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

concept: your significant other loves taking pictures of you when you’re not watching. a candid of you laughing so hard your eyes are closed. one of cooking breakfast wearing their oversized shirt. one of you curled up asleep on the couch. a picture of every reason they love you. 

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

when life gives you lemons

Boromir: But… Aragorn: He’s a dick, Boromir. Legolas: He really is. Aragorn: Your dad is a dick too, Legolas.

Pippin: So we are in agreement, eight to one, that Gimli is the one person with a cool dad. Gandalf: Well I for one still belive that my- Aragon: Shut up Gandalf God doesn’t count.

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

sometimes self care is crying to the lord of the rings soundtrack

Oh myyy goodddddddddd

reblog for noises

Awe

you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.

This is how I answer the phone when a telemarketer calls me

“how are you?” IM DEADASS LIKE HOW IS HAN NOT YOUR FAVORI T E CHARACTER IN STAR WARS DON’T @ ME

art nouveau is my aesthetic

Recuerdo de que hice esta mierda hará 2 años. Me sigo riendo cada puta vez.