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Update five of five. Thank you for your patience. We look forward to hearing your theories.

yuuuup thats right they took all my flesh and skin and bones. i have to defeat Wizards Challenge to get it back... join us for Hand of Doom on FORBIDDEN MYSTERY VAULT! only on, always on; cable two.

we're motherfuckin' BACK. myst THREE: exile. it's been 3 years since we started FMV, did you know that? well technically about 3 days short of 3 years, but that's close enough to me. thank you all for watching throughout this time! we've got plenty more to cover!!! join us now for FMVERSARY: MYST III - EXILE (onlyonalwaysonCableTwo)

come along with us to an amazing future. today the FORBIDDEN MYSTERY VAULT explores... TERRA NOVA. a mech game with an extremely nebulous amount of FMV. only on/always on C2

welcome to 2026. it's now The Future, according to video games from the 90s. we've got a whole HOST of em to show you today so TUNE IN to FMV!!! only on... always on... cable two.

I DID NOT MEAN TO WRITE "EVIL" but whatever. welcome everyone to the CLUB. we're celebrating the end of the year in style down at the VIRTUAL NIGHT CLUB. come and check it out. only on, always on, cable two.

AGHHHH!!! (gets scared and dies) (comes back to life) it's more zelda's adventure. someone online said they "beat the game in a few hours" which is frankly absurd to me. maybe if you never ever die???? but there's so many dungeons???? whatever!!! we're live!!! on cable two!!!! always and only!!

we're BACK at the VAULT to play more zelda's adventure..... what secrets shall she find deep in the earth below? only on/always on CABLE TWO.

come along with us... as we enter the realm of ZELDA'S ADVENTURE. an FMV game for the CD-I, certainly it will only be of the highest quality... only on, always on: Cable Two

hey there. bit of a change of pace, i know. i'm posting here because i wanted to let you all know that bosco has passed away as of last night. it was sudden, but he was old and it was not entirely unexpected. he was very loved and he will be dearly missed by me and many others, i'm sure. i also would like to ask something of you all. longtime spriilyheads will of course know of bosco, but his reach was far and wide, beyond even my own circles. his influence spread far beyond the path i walked myself. if anyone has any messages of love, any silly memories, any thoughts of bosco that they've had or maybe just the first time they saw him, it would be greatly appreciated if you could send it to me via this blog or discord - i'll be putting together a little slideshow to remember him by and streaming it in the coming weeks. also, any pictures of bosco are greatly appreciated! he's been around, and i don't know where exactly he's ended up. at any rate: if you see this, thank you for being around for all this time. i haven't streamed much on my own channel this year, but i've got a halloween stream planned out as per usual, and i'd like to get back into the swing of things in the coming year. much love to you all!

heheheh.... you've just got on the wrong cab, bucko. your 'final destination' awaits... join us on Cable Two... if you dare!!

welcome. its finally time. christopher walken MUST DIE! maybe. he might not be the killer. but who the fuck knows. please join us in the FINALE of RIIIIPPERRRRR (only on always on cable two obviously)

only on. always on. cable. two.

welcome one and all. today we are streaming more RIPPER. more importantly though we're doing a really annoying puzzle. how long will it take the combined brains behind the Forbidden Mystery Vault team to solve? find out: only on/always on cable TWO

when i was looking for this image mobygames told me that it contained explicit content. can YOU find the sexual imagery here? please? i dont know. anyway. we're getting ripped on FORBIDDEN MYSTERY VAULT. come join us. Only On/Always On: Cable Two.

it's time to enter Cyber . are you ready? cyber walken awaits you only on/always on: Cable Two

^ | | he's here dark seed 2 live on CABLE TWO