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do you ever look back on your childhood and think “I should have terrorized the adults around me more”

I would like to be pet every single day and have all my financial needs covered forever

dead internet theory? no diplet. I'm here and you're here. and we're both funny. funny internet theory

post that makes you consider brushing your teeth

But I'm in the car

post that makes you consider going 95 mph

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

Fit bit stays ON during sex