THE SIGNS AS FAMILY MEMBERS
Aries is the baby of the family. They canât stop screaming, canât stop crying, and they never sleep. When theyâre upset, everyone must be upset too. Nevertheless theyâre very charming and always get their way with people.
Taurus is your aunt in her mid-thirties with no kids. She has flings sometimes, but she prefers the lack of emotional attachment. She looks like sheâs still in her twenties and works from home since cooking and gardening are her true loves.
Gemini is your seven year old nephew. He comes home from school and heâs so excited to share his newfound knowledge with his family. He wears glasses and has a chipped tooth, because heâs always pulling dumb stunts. He gets straight Aâs on his report card, but his teacher always complains about him talking too much.
Cancer is the newly-wed, pregnant mom. Sheâs hormonal, sheâs flushed, and sheâs stressed, but sheâs so full of life. Sheâs got a lot going on and she manages to keep it together. She loves children and baking, and she gives the best advice.
Leo is your 14-year old cousin. Heâs caught between worlds. On one side heâs selfish and arrogant and a brat, and on the other heâs kind and protective. He wears a mask of confidence while the world beneath him is changing.
Virgo is the tired, single mother of many. Her patience is worn thin and she swears sheâs cleaned this bathroom more than three times today. Before being wound so tightly, she was a writer living a fantasy life, but she preferred independence.
Libra is your 19 year old cousin you see at your family reunion and you ask her for makeup advice. Sheâs nice on the surface but with a biting sarcasm to boot. Sheâs never dated anyone for very long, she canât seem to make up her mind.
Scorpio is your 21 year old brother of your cousin. Heâs got dark eyes and heâs trying to get into med school despite him nearly flunking freshman year. You ask him about his friends, and he says he doesnât have many. Heâs too busy chasing down his dreams to try to make up for the past.
Sagittarius is your family friend that says he hasnât seen you since you were a wee child. Heâs brought you some obscure artifact from his latest travels which youâre pretty sure he obtained illegally. He later proceeds to get drunk and offer you marijuana.
Capricorn is your stern grandmother. Sheâs raised many kids under her iron hand. Sheâs tough but fair. Sheâll always have cookies when you come over but sheâll reprimand you for having too many. When she was younger, she was a successful, self-made businesswoman.Â
Aquarius is your 30 year old brother. He never had much motivation, but earns a decent living from being a writer and blogger. Heâs the funniest guy in your family, if anyone could ever understand his jokes. He keeps trying to talk to you about how 9/11 was an inside job, and you try to explain memes to him.
Pisces is your 18 year old sister. She just transferred colleges and decided she needed a change. Sheâs constantly cutting and dyeing her hair in attempts to find her real self. She drinks tons of tea and is vegan, but youâre pretty sure she still eats Chicken Nuggets.
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