John Watson is bi, bye.

buzzfeed unsolved drinking game: take a shot every time the postmortem lighting changes

I wish you had never pointed this out, oh god

episode 1: the duality of Stephanie Beatriz, ie, I want to go to a craft store and adopt a cat with Stephanie Beatriz but Rosa Diaz can fuck me against a wall 

episode 2: a definitive ranking of female Marvel characters who are formally invited to kick my ass (@ Elektra, Melinda May, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead)

episode 3: Daisy Ridley and her abs need to come out already, an in-depth thirstvestigation 

episode 4: when will Hayley Kiyoko do a longing gay dance around me 

shane punching ryan’s phone out of his hands in ryan’s instagram story is my 2k17 overall mood

can u believe that ryan bergara had to watch the footage of Shane telling the camera man that he wished he could stop thinking and get caught up in the experience the way Ryan does bc i do all the goddamn time

hey who told you you could make me feel like this

the incredibly lucidity with which i can imagine sherlock and magnussen standing outside appledore with the helicopter going and sherlock pulls out johns gun and magnussen is like “what the hell is that” and sherlock is like “you know what it is bitch”

"I wont hesitate, bitch"

Waxlimbs is performing December 7th at Sneaky Dee’s!

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

@faithtrustandpixiedust95

Sometimes..... water that is clean..... is worse....

oh no this killed me