Endless Yearning

readers been working at sdn for a while and eventually him and herm start dating, they’re at readers place making out and eventually take it to the bedroom but there’s waterboy merch and posters reader forgot to put away before he came over

Herm would be so flattered when he sees the merch, better yet if you made some of your own merch because he's still a relatively new hero. He finds your embarrassment so cute too, loving the way you blush and try to hide your love for him.

What would catch you off guard is when Herm immediately pipes up, pulls out his phone, and scrolls through some pictures of the merch he has of you. There's not much, considering you're even newer than him, so there's probably just one figurine that came in a multi pack, but he'd be damned if he didn't buy any available merch of you.

Even cuter is if he also got custom art of your hero persona, paying online artists to draw you. Maybe he even has some nsfw art that he didn't show you.

@ryandex (cant @ rn sorry I already blocked and reported them, but the link on their name should lead to their post) stole my entire dispatch links post like word for word and then had to audacity to not include the pics at the top

anyways, that sucks but my user is literally at the bottom haha but yeah beware I think it's a bot

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Warnings: VISUAL EXPLICIT SEXUAL MATERIAL, nsfw, mdni, afab!reader, spoilers (names)

Characters: Robert, Waterboy, Blonde Blazer, Prism, Invisigal, & Royd

Robert / Mecha-Man

Using a new toy on him

Savoring the moment

Fucking sub!Robert stupid

Herm / Waterboy

Munch!Hermy

He can't resist your thighs (link was being weird for me and wouldn't open in tumblr but would in a search engine, lmk!)

Aftermath of your first date with Herm

Mandy / Blonde Blazer

Summer mornings with Mandy

Riding her strap

Alice / Prism

Testing her flexibility

Best way to get rid of pre-show jitters

Fingering Alice

Courtney / Invisigal

You can feel her passion in every kiss

She missed you

Dom!Courtney making you numb

Roy / Royd

Fucking your throat

What plays in Pre-Relationship!Royd's head as you talk to him

©️ bxttxrflybxddie

like maybe reader also had an odd power and was really inspired seeing waterboy be a hero even with an odd power so they joined sdn too

Congratulations, you now also have a number one fan.

I think Herm is the kind of person to love someone being a fan of his so much, that he would then do research about you, and then he would become low key obsessed with you.

You thought you were so happy to see a hero with odd powers like yours? He's feeling the exact same way about you now.

Can we get some Dispatch married or dating headcanons? Do whatever you like!!

Not going into details on proposals because that’ll be its own post someday 😉

Warnings: language, quite suggestive but not explicit

Married Life At SDN 🌟💍

Robert Robertson III

⚡︎ Public proposal? Hell fucking no! Unless it’s your absolute dream, Robert doesn’t want any more eyes on him than he has to have. Just you.

⚡︎ Robert doesn't ask you to take his surname, in fact he considers taking yours if it's cool enough since your wedding is a reforging of his family.

⚡︎ Is completely open to being the breadwinner, but will sarcastically comment that that probably won’t be much. If you are able and want to work he’s proud of you, probably secretly liking that you don’t fully depend on him because that’d scare him for both your sakes.

⚡︎ Kids are a topic you’d probably have to broach. A part of him never thought he would get that far, honestly. But with you, a caring partner and absolute anchor and joy in his life, a little more you isn’t the worst idea in the world if you want it too. Part of him has thought about ending his bloodline so maybe adoption is a good compromise. Taking in someone like him who really needed a more loving family. Or if you have a biological child, just no naming them Robert the Fourth! Hell no, that’s his biggest boundary. That is the one line he will break. And forge something better, something small ideally. One, maybe two, little ones is all he needs.

⚡︎ Doesn’t have the world’s highest ‘drive’ but makes up for it in savoring any time of that nature you do spend together and almost always drawing it out.

⚡︎ Gets really creative with your at-home dates since he likes his solitary time. I'm talking "drive in movie" dates in the back of your car, spa nights where Robert pampers the shit out of you and you convince him to let you do the same, that time you convinced him to have a pillow fight with him, trying to recreate a youtube cooking video together, just the cutest stuff Robert jokes the others would give him shit for.

⚡︎ Your home is clean, if nothing else because Robert doesn't own shit ("it's called minimalism") but also because you guys are very equitable with your cleaning tasks and Robert would never let you do all that yourself.

Victor AKA Sonar

⚡︎ Public proposal? Hell fucking yes! Once he’s made up his mind, the whole damn world is going to know Victor loves you and just how much he showers you with that affection and everything else you desire. Unless you have very strong feelings on the subject he’s going big (and I have a very specific headcanon about this one 😉😌)! He really wants to do this, please let him.

⚡︎ Makes a big deal about you taking his surname, tbh he would really want you to because he thinks of himself as a big deal and has a bit of that alpha "continuing my name" thing. You'll have to put your foot down if you really don't want to change your name.

⚡︎ Lowkey would like a house-spouse. Doesn’t want to fall into the temptation of treating you like a bang-maid ‘cause that’d feel like shit but being your sole provider? Being able to spoil you on his own? Hell yes. If you do prefer to work he’ll support you bringing in a bag though, get it 😌 he has to respect the hustle.

⚡︎ He may take a little convincing to have kids if you want them, but once he does Victor will be absolutely WHIPPED for them so get ready for that. It’s the slowing of his lifestyle he’s really worried about, but you bluntly remind him he didn’t used to want to settle down with one partner and now you’re here with rings on your fingers and frequently squabbling over cooking versus takeout. If you have biological children, he’s constantly wondering who they’ll look like, if they’ll be more hybrid or human, if they’ll be badass entrepreneurs or have your interests. Like Robert I think Victor would be satisfied with a smaller family like one or two kids.

⚡︎ Tells you it's going to be—in his words—"pound town every day baby, no, pound city"— but ends up falling asleep a lot of nights. Still has quite a high ‘drive’ available if you’re the same way and will likely be asking for quickies 👀

⚡︎ Gaming dates! Just another way he can destroy you, Victor jokes, but when you kick his ass he's a mix of pouty and saying that's hot. You guys could be on the same team and he'd probably do some friendly fire on you just to see your reaction and oops, your petty asses went full PVP oh well.

⚡︎ If it wasn't for you your bedroom would probably err on the messy side, one of your biggest fights with Victor being I swear to god we own a hamper for a reason, but the rest of the place looks great because your husband wants it to look, in his words yet again, swanky. Probably has a spotless minibar.

Herman AKA Waterboy

⚡︎ Has very little preference himself because he just wants to please you. To be a part of your dream whether that’s a big showy display or alone with no eyes on you but his love-filled ones. Melts and gushes if you happen to go for it first and ask him!

⚡︎ Would never push you, but privately adores the idea of you taking his family name being so close to it, having you match him and his grandma!

⚡︎ Honestly has zero expectations on the front of who’s the breadwinner or if one partner stays at home. He just wants time together, to know that home is with you whether he comes home to you, vice versa, or you both come home to each other every day.

⚡︎ I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he’d have a big family with you if you let him! Bro is gonna be on some shit about four to seven kids so if you’re more a two or three person you may have to talk him down or remind him he isn’t the one carrying them. But I believe he’d really want more than one especially not having siblings or a very big family himself. Herman will one hundred percent be a stay at home dad and gladly drown in that possible sea of kids especially if they look like you hello? Another one who’s gonna be whipped for those little faces 🥰

⚡︎ Pretty average 'drive', nothing strongly one way or the other, but all that stuff's really personal and romantic to him so he's only going to be down if you guys can take your time, especially at home, and makes a big deal saying 'no pressure' probably three times when he asks if you want to like he's not your entire husband. He's all about this experience being for you so get ready for Herman trying to give you exactly what you want as much as he can!

⚡︎ He wasn't expecting a lot of dates out but you insist on it from a pretty early point in the relationship and it sill has Herm blushing even in your married life how proud of him you are. Absolutely adores if you're willing to go on concert dates and will happily hold you on his shoulders so you can see and help crowd surf as long as you're ok with getting a little wet.

⚡︎ His grandma raised him right: your home will always be clean and Herman will not be slacking in helping you with chores. Jokes that at least stuff'll be cleaner, "You know, because it's...always wet?" "Yes my love, I got that."

Alice AKA Prism

⚡︎ She’s already a public person and the world doesn’t need to know she’s getting married until Alice tells them. She’s likely going to plan or push for a private proposal and prefer to be proposed to, honestly, if she has her way.

⚡︎ Would probably prefer you taking her name since she's famous. "Or don't even change it, baby, why bother? Doesn't mean you aren't mine."

⚡︎ She’d lowkey respect a working partner and know you weren’t gold digging that way. She just wouldn’t want a lazy or mooching partner moreso than any traditional career or “home role”. So long as working is something you can and desire to do! If you’re say physically unable to do a traditional job, focused on creative endeavors, or involved in family matters like caring for someone/choosing to be a stay at home parent, Alice makes enough for you both and you have enough on your plate, she’s got you. She is proud of you for doing what you can, end of story.

⚡︎ She would also be a little hesitant at the thought of being slowed down, but especially if you’re down to be the main parent she would come around pretty fast, especially at the idea of having a mini-me 😎 buying tiny microphones for your little one who idolizes their mother and inherits her expressions, being a fully involved family unlike her own background…with you? Yeah that sounds pretty fucking cute actually. Alice’s ideal would probably be a one-and-done, maaaaaybe two but that’d probably depend on if she had to carry or not.

⚡︎ Jessica Rabbit "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" vibes— before you guys are even married Alice comments how sick she is of people assuming things about her and that she doesn't have some over-the-top drive just because she's a hot celebrity with a few provocative songs. Will joke that because you're her spouse that she is a freak for you though and is fairly open-minded on pace/location etc😌

⚡︎ You make going out fun again instead of a tedious flight from paparazzi, superhero seekers, etc. or a relegation to hole in the wall places. Alice finds herself loosening up and laughing loud as you grab her and run like kids on the playground, ducking into alleys and suppressing laughter and pulling each other into kisses like you're doing something scandalous as a married couple on a normal bar date.

⚡︎ Your house is going to be clean but that's an expectation Alice has for herself as much as you. If you leave clothes on the floor she won't get mad, just playfully chuck them at you and ask if you're joking around with you. "I know you've gotta be."

Chad AKA Flambae

⚡︎ Hasn’t thought about it much whether he prefers his future husband to propose or him to do it, always supposing when the time and the person arrives he’ll know. Jokes about wanting the most elaborate shit on the planet, “I’m talking fireworks!”, but genuinely would love an intimate classic getaway for you two just as much.

⚡︎ Would keep his name no matter what, kind of likes the idea of you taking his but absolutely respects your decision if you keep your own.

⚡︎ Chad, too, prefers a partner who’e active with something, like maybe don’t sit around trashing the house all day but what type of job or who “provides” he doesn’t give a shit. Just like Alice, full-time care, stay at home parent, independent or freelance work or influencer or stereotypical 9-5, even just taking care of yourself as needed, it’s all work to him!

⚡︎ When it comes to kids I see Chad as the kind of guy who if you want kids is like MAYBE ONE. MAYBE. Then you have a kid and he’s like alright maaaybe one more, rinse and repeat until you have two or three! (I also see him as a girl dad but he’d love his son so much too!) He doesn’t feel that strong NEED to, like, pass on his biology or whatever shit but he loves his niece and hey, maybe having his own little person with you to show all kinds of amazing things to wouldn’t be so bad! Fostering individuality and being the exact kind of parent he’d want to have means you’ll have some independent but also very expressive and accepting kids.

⚡︎ Decently high drive tbh, but you can expect that because he's such an active guy. Would never force you obviously, he always says he knows how to take care of himself but the offer's there and besides, he likes spending time with you no matter how it's spent! Ok with taking his time or haste.

⚡︎ One of his favorite dates is a hike and one way you and Chad celebrate that is his self-imposed tradition of dipping you and kissing you at the peak, always making someone else take the picture if he can so he's sure he's showing you off to them 😌

⚡︎ Chad's attitude on cleanliness is whoever makes the mess cleans it up because sometimes he tears up the bedroom looking for a specific piece of gym clothing but sometimes your decor gets dusty or one of you destroys the kitchen trying a new recipe. You call it the 'he who smelt it dealt it' logic and Chad both hates and loves that.

Malevola Gibb

⚡︎ Open to proposing or being proposed to honestly, but a part of her thinks it’d be cute to see you on one knee before her, eyes tender in a way people don’t usually look at her.

⚡︎ She's pretty attached to her name, but she's willing to be flexible if your name is cooler than hers.

⚡︎ Likes the idea of caring for her partner, but would never restrict them from working because fuck that. Malevola wants you to feel secure and that’s all.

⚡︎ She's open to kids if you bring it up, pretty nonchalant depending on what you want unless you start off with ten or something crazy! While Malevola jokes that after Victor for so many years, a baby would be nothing, but she'd probably only want one or two. If you two have biological kids, they're going to be your wife's spitting image, sorry if you wanted a mini me!

⚡︎ Kind of a similar situation to Alice or if you're a goth like me people assume wild shit where people wanna make her out like she's some succubus or something. Tired of being fetishized but does love gettin down with her spouse if you so choose 😌 unlike some of the others she's ok with quick ones from time to time.

⚡︎ Loves pool dates so much! Tugging you under the water or closer to her side on a floatie with her tail, being the ones to rub sunscreen on each other, always setting your rings in a careful pile and melting a little at the sight of them intertwined just like you two are. Malevola saying "well of course you realize this means war" in her lovely accent when you splash/squirt her and portaling a torrent of water your way.

⚡︎ Controlled chaos is the best way to describe your house. Weapons leaned haphazardly against walls or doorways, people and items traveling to new rooms via portal, a pair of her panties neither of you noticed had fallen beneath the bed, but your home is overall organized and very homey.

Colm AKA Punch Up

⚡︎ Oh he is going to propose to you, no ifs, ands, or buts! Liked the idea of doing it in front of your family but also thinks the whole bedroom surprise is cute and romantic too.

⚡︎ Would love it if you adopted his surname; he's proud of his heritage and enjoys the idea of sharing with you!

⚡︎ Another one who thinks a house-spouse/full time parent would be cute to come home to but would never stifle you and admires your fire if you’re really driven to a career path!

⚡︎ Having a family one day is practically a deal-breaker for him; Colm absolutely loves the idea of filling your home with love and light and loudness, secretly wishing you want a big family too! His desired range is pretty wide, probably three to eight!

⚡︎ Fairly high drive but is playful about it. Once you have kids, makes a lot of jokes if you tease him like, "What, you ready for Number Four?". LOOOVES picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom bridal style at every possible opportunity.

⚡︎ Colm loves taking you on carnival dates, spreading his arms wide and exclaiming that he's home as he takes it all in. Absolutely obliterates the test your strength hammer game to win you the plushie you fell in love with, challenges their strongman to an arm wrestling game, and pulls you into his arms and holds you tight when you beat him at the target squirting game. "That's my girl/guy/darlin'!"

⚡︎ You end up sort of teaching Colm how to clean up after himself and he starts joking that he knows you'll kick his ass if he doesn't, but this is always punctuated with a playful wink as if it was a challenge.

Janelle AKA Coupé

⚡︎ Aware as Janelle is that people would expect her to propose, she would actually find the opposite quite romantic and love it if you proposed to her! Her nature lends itself to preferring something low-key, intimate.

⚡︎ She's keeping her name, sorry 💁🏻‍♀️

⚡︎ Janelle is gone a lot so having a 100% stay at home partner would make her feel a bit guilty unless you were involved with care or parenting. Knowing you have a job or involved hobby if possible for you puts her mind at ease.

⚡︎ Kids aren’t something she thought about for most of her life, but she didn’t exactly expect to be settled down with an amazing spouse like you either. To have safety and a security net. If you do choose to start a family with Janelle it’d be a small one, likely a single child she wants to give the world too. They won’t end up where she did.

⚡︎ She's the same as Robert, not the highest drive in the world but you'll be there a looooooong time when you are, trust!

⚡︎ Sometimes it can be hard for Janelle to put herself out there with new people, but having you by her side really helps and she goes uncharacteristically sweet and melty when you pull her close and tell her you're proud of her after your first time attending a new book club meeting with a bunch of strangers.

⚡︎ You might expect a minimalist home with Janelle, but it's actually going to be full of not only ornamental weapons and bookshelves but a lot more trinkets than you expect! So unfortunately y'all are nerfed with frequent dusting from your wife's secret love of bookish and nerdy collectibles 😔🤙🏻

Bruno AKA Golem

⚡︎ Unless you want otherwise, his proposal is going to be super lowkey but really sweet, probably just asking you to be with him forever/be his spouse while you’re cuddled up, half asleep and draped in the bliss of each other’s presence.

⚡︎ Was never given a surname, so he'll probably take yours or just leave it.

⚡︎ Not one for making role or income demands. Your health and satisfaction are number one in any scenario, but I think secretly Bruno likes the idea of being a stay at home dad/pet dad someday if that arrangement works for you guys.

⚡︎ “How many do you want? Two or three?” Bruno’s so nonchalant when you bring up kids because he was born to be a dad, human, kaiju, whatever! Given the circumstances you would likely be adopting or magically forming your little ones, but it doesn’t matter what they look like or what they’re made of, your husband adores your little pebbles!

⚡︎ Both his 'drives' and capabilities are a little different than the average human's would be, so if you do anything or nothing Bruno is ok with it. He's fine if you never try but is touched if you try and find something that works for each of you.

⚡︎ Bruno's size makes going on certain dates more difficult, but he does his best to bring those experiences to you! Strings your patio full of cute lights and makes you a candlelit dinner to recreate a romantic restaurant trip. Turns it into an outdoor resort and spa complete with a massage table. Buys a couple different sizes of trampolines to make it a "jump park" for you and tells you it's well worth the money to see the way you light up and press kisses to his cheek 😌

⚡︎ Always apologizing for the dirt inside. You tell him you knew what you got yourself into. Your house may not be the world's cleanest, but you know Bruno's going to have the chillest, most stylish pad around 😎

Courtney AKA Invisigal

⚡︎ Bold as Courtney may be, she would wanna make you work for it! Just kidding, the idea of being loved and valued so much would really heal her and have her head over heels for you, though 🫶🏻

⚡︎ Part of her sees the opportunity to change her name as a new start despite her stubborn insistence on being herself. She may take your name. May.

⚡︎ She’s gonna work, are you? Ok, a little blunt but I think she’d like a working partner to feel things are even. Neither of you expecting the world of each other, falling into codependency, or feeling locked into a task. She brings home money, you get some too. Some days she cooks, some days you do and same goes for cleaning and any child/pet care you guys would end up needing.

⚡︎ Goes from a hell no to a hell maybe on kids. Kind of like Chad, she’s like a dad that says no to a puppy then once you bring them home (AKA have that first ultrasound) you can pry that little guy/girl from her cold dead hands. Rosa Diaz meme anyone? That being said, only one unless they turn out to be twins. “I’m not crazy,” she quips, especially if she’s having to carry, “I know better than to let these little monsters outnumber me!” And they will inherit her boldness and independence that’s for sure!

⚡︎ We all know it's high, let's be real 😂will tease you relentlessly unless she knows you hate it, she just can't keep her hands off you. It gets a little more wholesome once you're married, though, as she'll start commenting that she can't believe you're her spouse, her forever even as she's smacking your ass or dragging you by the arm to bed.

⚡︎ Like Herman, Courtney loves live music dates, be they DJ nights or full-on concerts. Will insist on moshing unless it gives you anxiety or is too overstimulating but gets the biggest heart eyes if you tell her go, babe, I'll be right here. "And that's why I fucking love my wife/husband/spouse! Thanks babe!"

⚡︎ Like with Victor, keeping things clean is an early conflict, but as Courtney learns to empathize with you and live more harmoniously with another person she starts noticing messes more and doesn't leave clothes and dishes around as much. ADHD used to kick her ass and/or she'd just think she'd get it later, but therapy, age, and time with you have helped her understand herself and her spouse much better!

Mandy AKA Blonde Blazer

⚡︎ Definitely prefers to be proposed to and would be ok if it was a public space like a restaurant but maybe no flash mobs! She’s a classy lady 😌😆

⚡︎ She's always imagined changing her name someday, so she's happy to take yours unless you have a negative connection with it.

⚡︎ Being a career oriented woman, she wouldn’t like being a housewife, but your feelings are your own. She’ll provide for you and is happy to have someone taking on the domestic side of things, but understands that many people are driven to other areas and would gladly pick up some of that slack too if it feels even.

⚡︎ A traditional family suits Mandy just fine. A life of normalcy and domesticity where she can come home from work to you, her loving spouse, and the sound of little feet tearing across the carpet to jump into her arms! I can see Mandy wanting the classic 2.5, probably 2 or 3 kids unless you happen to want more.

⚡︎ It's higher when she uses the amulet 🤭 and things'll...ahem...go longer. Blonde Blazer is, after all, superhuman in many ways but Mandy herself? Your wife is more somewhere in the middle, where she'd probably hope for a few times a week and understand that life creates situations where there's more or less. She's another one that prefers intimacy and taking your time when you guys can.

⚡︎ Your wife has never forgotten the time you took her on a road trip, just a drive up and down the coast, but she felt whisked away on a romantic getaway, laughing and relaxing and forgetting her hero duties as she walked with you arm in arm and barefoot across sand, the only sound your hushed voices and light laughter beneath crashing waves.

⚡︎ Mandy loves having a place for everything and everything in its place. Hell, she's cleaner than you so you may catch her reminding you to do things! But she's always nice about it, almost never nags you on stuff 🥰

Katon-Ur AKA Phenomaman

⚡︎ Proposing to you feels like a great way to honor Earth traditions and human heritage and Katon-Ur really wants to get it right! He’ll do a lot of research on what he’s supposed to say and probably-not-so-subtly try and get a lot of hints from you on your preference.

⚡︎ Surnames aren't much of a thing on his home planet, so you guys don't worry about name changes.

⚡︎ He could go either way. Doesn’t have that stereotypical Earth-oriented expectation of masculine providing, but does like to feel worthwhile in your life and like a source of safety. As he works on his depression, though, if you flip that script and take care of him he’d melt.

⚡︎ He's not sure if it's possible for you guys, but the idea of your love creating life is amazing and very romantic to Katon-Ur. A sign of joy, stability, success, all the things that felt they'd fallen from his grasp and yet you gave him every day. If you're down to have a family, he is more than too and if you asked him, y'all could even be having as many as five or six kids!

⚡︎ His 'drive' is going to seem lower than the average human's but given your physical differences, it gives you guys many opportunities to be creative and your husband is 1000% focused on your pleasure most of all.

⚡︎ Katon-Ur gets emotional whenever you "ask him on a date" even though you're married. It feels like you're choosing him all over again and he just pulls you into him, floating you both into the air in joy as he says a hearty yes and tells you you're just the cutest thing he's ever seen, kissing the crown of your head.

⚡︎ Still puts things in the wrong place sometimes, like you'll open your cabinet of cleaning supplies and see a two-liter of soda and remind your husband that you drink that. He replies that it looks and tastes like chemicals to which you just chuckle an say duh, it's Baja Blast and put it in the fridge where it belongs.

Royd

⚡︎ If he had his way he’ll be getting down one one knee in front of you, how not being so important as what he says to you and why, to show how much he loves you!

⚡︎ He wants to keep his name, what you do isn't his business as much so Royd respects your preferences on changing!

⚡︎ He’s gonna keep on working! Another one who’d think a house-spouse is cute and wholesome but he loves his job and would never make another soul give theirs up if they felt the same.

⚡︎ It’s not exactly all his call, but if he had his way Royd would adore being a father and wouldn’t mind a decent amount, probably three to five!

⚡︎ Relatively average 'drive' but goes a little feral once you're married because he thinks all the domestic stuff is so adorable and initiating/showing you a certain appreciation is Royd's version of cuteness aggression 🤭

⚡︎ Royd would really love taking you to couples' classes to learn new skills especially if they have physical keepsakes like pottery, paintings, simple little machines, wood statues, anything! Insists on displaying it somewhere even if you don't think you did a good job. "Roy, we can't hang that, it looks like shit!" "What you mean? I love it," he replies, kissing you in a way that has you forgetting all your subsequent arguments and getting the hammer and nails for him.

⚡︎ A home with Royd is never 100% clean but it is always hygienic. You just can't be minimalists with a self-proclaimed gearhead and nerd around; parts and circuitry will be strewn across surfaces and fun trinkets will cover shelves, not to mention tons of photos of you guys/your kids and mementos of literally every single trip you've taken together and all those crafty dates! But it's fun clutter and you wouldn't have it any other way!

Galen

⚡︎ While in his mind Galen would be the one proposing, he’d think it was the sweetest thing in the world if you asked him! He probably wouldn’t want to do anything big and loud for obvious reasons, but he can be a little flexible for you 😌

⚡︎ He’d prefer to keep his name so why would he be upset if you did the same? Galen is a chill guy so whatever you decide makes him happy. “I win after all, I get you as my spouse!”

⚡︎ He just wants to feel useful and that your relationship is equitable. As long as neither one of you is bearing too many burdens he is happy. Would probably insist you have your own accounts for things even if he’s the main income because he’s just a great guy like that tbh.

⚡︎ Galen is open to kids but wouldn’t push you. He does like the idea of passing things on to future generations and getting to care for someone, and if it was up to him he’d probably like to have an average amount like one to three kids…maybe four if you want a big family because damn, you do make some cute kids don’t you?

⚡︎ Secretly freakier than his calm demeanor suggests, but he'd never make you do more than you want or anything at all you're not one hundred percent comfortable with. Bro is taking his sweet-ass time though I will tell you that. Probably jokes that he's not letting this opportunity go like you aren't his literal spouse who lives in his house and is possibly the other parent to his children. Galen just loves you, what can he say? 🤷🏻‍♀️

⚡︎ Galen is adventurous with dates, wanting to try restaurants that provide cuisine one or both of you have never tried or travel a lot! Finds such amazing but out there roadside attractions and has a map on the wall with pins for places you guys'll go together someday whether it's India or Russia or even just Six Flags because what do you mean you've never been to Six Flags??? ya girl has never been to Six Flags I'm a poser

⚡︎ I feel like he has a great eye for decoration and your home looks surprisingly polished, but definitely lived-in especially if you have kids because toys. But Galen has not only good ears but an eye for colors and he'll pull combos you wouldn't have thought could work but look amazing. You always tease him that you have a magazine home but he points out some random detail like his silly sports bobblehead he can't part with or that your couch is kinda old and say 'nah, it's not perfect for everyone but it is for us'.

Oooo let's set the scene.

A perverted Waterboy who lowkey stalks you. He doesn't break and enter, he doesn't steal anything from inside your bags, but he does follow you around when he sees you, he knows your daily schedule and weekly routines, he remembers ever bit of personal information that you tell him, and he does constantly look at all of your social media whenever he has the time. He tries to convince himself that he's not a creep, but he can't help but wonder what you would think of him if you saw him jacking off to the picture of you posing with the rest of the team. What's even worse is that the thought makes him even harder.

He can't believe his luck when you actually start going out together. He slowly starts to feel less of a need to stalk you; only looking at your social media pages once a day. He feels so happy and even a little proud of himself for having a healthy relationship with you. Obviously after a while you start talking about both of your "weirder" kinks and fantasies; him starting off so you can feel comfortable telling him yours.

His heart basically stops (in a good way) when you mention that you've fantasized about being stalked, kidnapped, and adored to a level that most would consider too much. He wouldn't know how to feel, he's spent such a long time and effort trying to be normal for you, but to hear that you like the way you didn't even know he was, well it's like the stars are aligning for him. So of course, he wants to help all your fantasies (and his) come true.

So Waterboy doesn't even like chewing gum, it makes his mouth water more than it does normally, but it's not like people usually like him enough to offer him any anyway. He got pretty used to being ignored in school when kids were offering gum to others, so you can imagine his shock when a hand holding a stick of gum is directly in front of him. Looking up he sees you, the most beautiful neutral expression he's ever seen on your face. He could swear that he fell in love right there, but he was down bad when he heard you speak in the most angelic way "gum?"

He thinks of that moment for the rest of the day, slacking a bit on his hero work, but he's not even worried about disappointing Robert, he's just thinking about you.

He chewed on that piece of gum all day, skipping lunch so he wouldn't have to spit out the gum that has long since lost its flavor. Every person he sees throughout the day look at him with a slight bit of disgust because his mouth is actively dripping water from excess saliva from the gum, but he doesn't care.

It's not until his grandmother tells him to spit it out so he can actually eat something and if it weren't for the fear of upsetting his grandmother, he would have starved just to keep that stick of gum, and he would have died happy too.

He's essentially depressed the next day; not only is he missing the gum, but he has the day off and wouldn't be able to see you and possibly ask for another.

God he's acting so pathetic, was there something in that gum? Did you drug him and that's why he's acting like this?

His thoughts are cut off by a voice behind him in the pharmacy line.

"Oh it's you again, want some more gum?"

He thinks he might have been so far into his fantasies that he literally imagined it, but he still turns around like an excited puppy getting a treat with hopeful eyes. Good thing he's not an actual dog, because his tail would be wagging right now.

There you are, casually standing there and holding onto another stick of gum. He doesn't care if his theory of laced gum is real, he'd gladly fall down this path if it means he gets to be around you. (It's regular gum, he's just down bad).

Since then, he's learned a lot about you, not only from the long conversation you were able to have in the pharmacy line that took forever to move (which for once he was grateful for), but he also "accidentally" stumbled upon your file while he was cleaning up Blazer's office, a job that was technically no longer his but he still took pride in.

He finally realized how deep he was getting when he followed you home from a distance. He didn't even realize what he was doing, working fully on auto pilot until he watched you sort through your keys to get inside. Once you were out of his sight, like his trance was broken, he finally looked around and realized how far he went just to continue following you.

Ehehehehehehe

Writing this was so amusing in the back of my head because this would probably kill me. I'm so un-flexible, I know I would pass out and die. But what a way to go, amirite?! Send me to Valhalla, Herman

Waterboy x F!reader, your POV but no y/n, porn with next to no plot, PiV sex

My husband Time to finally add more characters to the Dispatch repertoire 😌

🔧 THE boyfriend to go hiking with. If you get tired you KNOW bro is carrying you bridal style the entire rest of the way back even if you say you're feeling better. Nope, too late 😌

🔧 He’s not the best cook but he’s very willing to learn! Please show him how to make all your favorite things and he will memorize them!

🔧 Would 100% be down to get matching tattoos with you if you ever wanted to.

🔧 Absolutely adores having game nights with you, especially playing Mario Kart! Royd isn't super duper competitive at it, preferring to just have fun but he will teasingly trash talk you if you do it to him.

🔧 Bumps you with his hip when he walks by you at your desk/work station and gives you that million-watt smile.

🔧 His hand practically spans the breadth of your back, which he almost always cradles when you kiss.

🔧 People don’t expect it from him, but he’s a surprisingly good dancer at least when it comes to partner dances. Take Royd out to a ballroom/swing event and he’s surprisingly gentle and aware of the space he takes up. And oh yes he will dip you without fear, chuckling if you squeak in surprise.

🔧 You’re never going to pay for car, phone, etc. repairs EVER AGAIN you lucky duck 😌

🔧 Very supportive if you’re into working out or just trying to get more active! Royd is there to spot you happily and is very helpful and coming up with exercises you can do that push you but not too much no matter what level you’re at! “‘S no problem at all,” he assures you with a grin, hands at the ready as you try a new weight.

🔧 Royd isn’t a possessive boyfriend at all, he trusts you, but he does like to show off that you’re his so expect an arm around your shoulders, waist, or the back of your chair while you’re out!

🔧 He’s also definitely the type of boyfriend who LOOOOVES seeing you wear his clothes 🤭 probably leaves his clothes behind with you on purpose tbh.

🔧 Hand-makes you gifts as much as he can! You like knitted clothes or plushies? Royd reasons if he can rebuild a giant mech suit he can handle some needles and yarn! He’s pretty good at drawing so visual art’s an easy one too.

🔧 Yes, he will occasionally tease you if you’re a lot shorter than him! May call you ‘small fry’ or hold stuff above your head and charge a kiss to get it back 😌 he caves quickly if you pout, though and won’t do it if you hate it/feel insecure, he really doesn’t like making you sad or uncomfortable!

🔧 May not be possessive but does get protective. Puts an arm across you and steps between you and danger with zero hesitation hot. Walks on the side of the street closest to the road and will gently scoot or lift you away if there’s glass or something on the ground.

🔧 Absolutely loves beach dates! Will overpack because if you go he is doing everything. Very dedicated to taking care in the sun no matter what skin type you have, so free opportunity to have him rub sunscreen on you like the classic scenes 😌

🔧 Royd is so confident in you! Hype man of all hype men who’s there to tell you you can do whatever it is you’re nervous about, that you’ll be great at that new hobby, that why wouldn’t that job want your amazing self?

🔧 Definitely the boyfriend who doodles on your skin if you let him. Love notes, mini blueprints, designs that resemble his own tattoos, reminders for you OR him because “If it’s on you, I’ll be seein’ it no questions 😏”

🔧 Kisses to the top of your head. All the time 😘

🔧 Royd loves approaching you from behind, wrapping his arms warmly around you. If he can tell you’re feeling playful, too, he’ll probably lift you up off the ground!

🔧 Lets it slip how long he wants your relationship to go by accidentally making comments like “This’ll be a story to tell the kids, eh?” or “I’ll never treat you like that once we’re married!” And if you have a different future vision Royd is happy to hear it as long as you’re there by his side 🫶🏻

I've been personally daydreaming about some gyaru (tsuyome, rokku, oneegyaru, etc.) (also, completely uneducated in actual gyaru culture so those may be mispelled or completely wrong) and mcbling/y2k dolly outfits for herm to dress us in but i luv thinking about all the different styles/materials too :3

Hmmm would herm be a zebra or leopard print guy haha

There's something about y2k glam that I just love. I would rather die than actually wear low rise pants because I hate the feeling, but damn do I love the way people look in it. It's the urge to recreate outfits from Mean Girls and Legally Blonde.

Herm has a preference for more frilly and porcelain doll type of aesthetic, I've mentioned that those were some of his favorite toys growing up before. Obviously though, he does care about your opinion and would never want to put you in something you felt uncomfortable with.

He loves dressing you up in a gyaru aesthetic, both because it's a cheaper outfit and because he gets to spend a long time on doing your makeup. Yes Waterboy is the one doing your makeup, it's one of his favorite parts of getting you ready. Every once in a while, he just stops working on it to look at you, not to look at his work, but to just look at you.

Herm is obsessed with buying you low rise pants with words on the ass and matching it with a whale tale that sticks out a lot. Or short low rise skirts with those high flared out socks and a chunky belt.

He also still has a bunch of his emo y2k clothes from his childhood that still fits, so he would love to dress up with you sometimes as well and take selfies together. He would even take pictures with an old phone he used to use that his grandma kept in a box for years.

It's mixing the best parts of his nostalgia with his current best parts of his life. He's practically giddy with endorphins whenever he sees you happy to be dressed up like this.

Where other's would want to treat you like an object so they can be rough and unforgiving with you, Waterboy would want to worship you like a divine statue. It also helps that this way you can't stop him from expressing all his love for you (I didn't mean for that to sound creepy, but it works if you want it to).

Happy pride month have another woman I’m gay for 😌 Warnings: language, suggestive references, brief mention of violence

𖤐 Of course she portals over to give you a surprise kiss on the cheek!

𖤐 Early on in the relationship or maybe even before you’re official she pulls the ‘comparing hand sizes’ move to flirt with you.

𖤐 Piggyback/shoulder rides! No matter how heavy you think you are, Malevola is proud to show you how easy it is to lift you up in her arms 😏 Also literally bench pressed you once for the bit.

𖤐 A more loyal partner doesn’t exist. No matter what you’re dealing with, physical or mental health, difficult life situations, anything, Malevola is there for you. She’ll hold you, give you space, even call you on it if you need some motivation. Hell, she’s her best friend’s addiction sponsor, so she can’t and won’t judge you, only meet you where you are. “I’m not going anywhere.”

𖤐 Side-eyes are a love language. You two don’t need to speak, simply a look from her that says ‘you seeing this shit?’ or the >:3 she sometimes gives you that you love equate to multiple sentences. One side-eye or flick of your gaze back is all Malevola needs, too.

𖤐 I’ll say it again: Buy her flowers! Corny but it’s cute, dammit! People didn’t usually get Malevola flowers over seeing what she might do for them, her appearance, her powers. You romance her. See her as herself. Make her feel like just any girl which both cracks her up and flutters her heart.

𖤐 You become an honorary member of Janelle’s book club, which all the Z-Team ladies, Colm, and Katon-Ur are a part of too! Even if you can’t read well or don’t enjoy it you’re welcome because your girlfriend is happy to read to you in that beautiful voice of hers!

𖤐 Suddenly starts making really direct eye contact with you when she reads any smut scenes for no particular reason at all no siree…👀

𖤐 Playfully steals things out of your hands with her tail. “Thanks love!”

𖤐 Also pulls you in for hugs and kisses with it! Loves winding it around your waist or finding new ways to tease you with it 😌

𖤐 Not the biggest pet name fan, but does let you call her Mal and often casually calls you ‘love’ if not your name.

𖤐 Unless she knows you don’t like it, will give that booty a smack or grab on her way past it. What? She just can’t resist!

𖤐 Get ready for surprisingly whimsical dates! She’s been through literal hell and back and your wholesome side is refreshing and adorable and a big part of why she loves you. Running through sprinklers just laughing and splashing, drinks at the bar turning into invading a playground late at night and pushing her on the swings like it’s a movie. “You’re one of a kind,” she shakes her head, yellow eyes soft upon you when you finally settle on the adjacent swing, “You know that?” Whether you look pleased or startled, Malevola adds, “And that’s why I love ya,” and leans over for a little smooch.

𖤐 Malevola also enjoys active dates if you’re up to it. She has a lot of fun at the batting cages since it’s one of the closest sports to swinging a sword but without decapitation risks. Will absolutely stand behind you and guide your hips and arms, teasing that you’d be good with a sword too. …Maaaaaybe sarcastically if you suck at batting!

𖤐 Another spoon switch, Malevola loves holding and being held. Any way your bodies fit together is the right way in her eyes ☺️

𖤐 Another thing you’ll get involved in as her partner is silly workplace bets with Alice. Every day you’ll hear updates and how much money Malevola is up to on some hero’s secret identity, if a certain two teammates are going to end up back together, you name it!

𖤐 If you’re the type (*cough* same here) to be stubborn and show up to work sick insisting you’re fine and/or you feel too guilty to call out, Malevola is portaling to your work to either fake an emergency or explain what’s going on if they can tell you aren’t well. Sorry, your ass is going to bed and your girlfriend is pampering the shit outta you 😤

𖤐 You’re the only person she accepts ‘horny’ jokes from. Everyone else gets an eyeroll, a ‘never head that before’, or even slapped or punched but you get an affectionate shove and at worst a playful “you’re stupid”. “But you love me.” “Hell yeah I do!”

𖤐 Doesn’t matter what they are, she’ll tell you your hobbies are hot. May also lovingly call you a nerd if they’re something like painting minis or coding, but Malevola can sit and watch you focused on your passions for hours. She loves that you know exactly what you enjoy and can have a little thing for yourself. Probably tries it out for herself too unless it’s something really boring 😉

𖤐 Later in your relationship (as long as you’ve had at least some conversation about this!) she’ll start dropping subtle—or maybe not so subtle if that won’t work for you—hints about how she’d like to be proposed to. “Everyone thinks I want a ruby ring ‘cause of the red, but I have enough fuckin’ red, isn’t that right?” She jokes about her future engagement ring.

Like cupping his hand around his mouth to create a high pressure water jet, or making puddles in areas for baddies to slip.

Have him carry around a hose to spit through! make him a loser!

stuff like that. no water jets out of his hands or water control ya know.