— A P P O T U S ;

Hey, uh, you there! Yeah, you! You with the killer personality and the gorgeous eyes and all. Yeah. This is me giving you a coupon for one super lame but moderately (probably a 5 on a scale of 1-10) attractive best friend and that best friend may or may not be me. The offer never expires, but if you act now by simply reblogging or liking this post, I’ll give you some free food as well. If you also follow, you win my eternal and undying affection. In other words, it is definitely worth the trouble. 

lu han: ( noun. ) ukulele genius, nature enthusiast, unhappy businessman, and surfer extraordinaire. most likely the lamest person you’ll ever encounter in your entire life.

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

"It’s a long story, and I’ll explain when you put your gun up," Sehun answered, his voice going into a small monotone like he was used to having.

Tense in his stance in the dark room, Sehun knew this wasn’t the best place to talk. He knew this room was laced with bugs, and no doubt people were tracing their voices, listening in, and hearing everything that was happening. Sehun knew it was a matter of time before someone attacked.

For a moment, he truly considers lowering his weapon completely, rendering himself nearly defenseless save hand-to-hand combat. Of course, he knows better. He could give an assortment of reasons to not trust people that he knows, let alone the seemingly infinite supply of reasons to distrust total strangers...

Especially ones that break into your apartment for no reason whatsoever, and then proceed to stick a gun against your head. All in the comfort of your home. Ah, but what do they say; home is where the heart is. And, I guess, the gun? That's not how the saying goes.

In his usual drawl, Baekhyun utters, "Have to trust you. Oh, okay. I'm sure that's a wonderful idea. What could possibly go wrong?" The vigilante loathes the idea of surrender entirely, especially in these types of situations, but in his mind, he decides that it's best to comply. At least for now.

As a result of this realization, lowers his weapon completely, but only after stealing an analytical glance at the intruder, making mental notes as is customary for him. Rather tall, especially in relation to he himself, somewhat soft-voiced. Wonder what the reasoning behind that is. On the thinner side, fair-skinned. Lanky. Decently attractive features. Kinda handsome. Wouldn't have a problem with doing him if the two were the last two people on Earth.