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@bwkk
Ahdjfhfkdasfljkak YES. Another thing for Broadway Karkat! You guys might have seen my Karkalicious fanart? This is another of my favorite BK songs, Knight of Blood.
Aaghhhh I would’ve had this finished by Sunday but I kept getting distracted.
Also I’m sorry for my shitty typography ._.
Full size + Stitched
EDIT: Those underlined things are links, guys… I mean look, I’ll even put them in italics for you.
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Ooops I finished it anyway
The song is Broadway Karkat’s work (who is fucking amazing, by the way): http://tindeck.com/users/broadwaykarkat
Aaaaand here’s a lineless version because I thought it looked pretty bitchin’ too.
http://broadwaykarkat.tumblr.com/
“HAT’S OFF TO YOU, ZANNEY.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.”
Happy birthday!! (I’m glad to hear that your recovery is going well!)
And when we’re dead and gone believe me Our memory will carry on Will carry on
aaaaaah she resigned like todayyy oh noooo
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((for broadway karkles … what i do as i eat a chocorit muffin))
Broadwaystuck!Karkat~
Because it has all my lovuus
Got a new tablet. What’s the first thing I draw?
Broadway Karkat :P
Hope you like it Bro!!
THE WHOLE IDEA OF A SCRATCH MAKES MY FUCKING BLOOD RUN COLD. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOPPING TIMELINES LIKE IT'S SOME CUTE COSMIC DO-OVER, BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PEOPLE YOU KNEW? THE MEMORIES? THE THINGS YOU FOUGHT FOR? YOU DON'T JUST GET TO HIT THE UNIVERSE WITH A RESET BUTTON WITHOUT LEAVING A MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES BEHIND. IF THE PRICE OF SURVIVAL IS WATCHING YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE GET ERASED SO SOME OTHER ITERATION OF YOU CAN TAKE A CRACK AT IT, THEN THAT'S NOT A SECOND CHANCE. THAT'S JUST A REALLY ELABORATE WAY OF DYING. AND THE FACT THAT PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE IS ENOUGH TO KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD
PARODY OF "TONES OF THE THUNDER" BY STORM ORCHESTRA BY ME BELOW THE CUT
HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO MY COMPLETELY NECESSARY EDUCATIONAL INITIATIVE TO STOP YOU PEOPLE FROM EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES BY BEING CULTURALLY MALNOURISHED GRINGOS. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE ALTERNIAN CULTURAL EXCHANGE PROGRAM! TRY TO KEEP UP.
AND BEFORE ANYONE MAKES ME EXPLAIN THIS FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME, YES, ALTERNIA HAS MUSIC GENRES YOU DON'T HAVE ON EARTH. SHOCKING, I KNOW. APPARENTLY AN ENTIRE PLANET CAN DEVELOP ITS OWN CULTURE WITHOUT ASKING HUMANITY FOR PERMISSION FIRST. SO IF THE GOAL IS TO EDUCATE YOU FUCKHEADS ON NON-AMERICAN MUSIC, THEN FINE. I'LL SING SOME OF THOSE GENRES MYSELF. CONSIDER IT A PUBLIC SERVICE. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
TODAY’S GENRE IS: FUNK CARIOCA!
SOUNDCLOUD / BANDCAMP / YOUTUBE
LYRICS BY ME UNDER THE CUT
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VRISKA, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. OR IT WOULD BE, IF I DIDN'T SPEND HALF MY TIME WONDERING WHETHER YOU'D EVEN HEAR IT OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR OWN FUCKING EGO. YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS? IT'S NOT THE LYING, OR THE MANIPULATION, OR THE WAY YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE EVERY DISASTER IN THE UNIVERSE IS JUST ANOTHER STAGE FOR YOU TO STRUT ACROSS. IT'S THAT SOME STUPID PART OF ME KEPT THINKING THAT YOU'D FINALLY STOP TREATING PEOPLE LIKE PIECES ON A GAMEBOARD. AND NOW LOOK AT US. *LOOK AT WHAT'S LEFT*. SO YEAH, THIS SONG IS A HATE LETTER TO EVERY HEADACHE, ARGUMENT, AND FUCKED-UP DECISION YOU EVER DRAGGED THE REST OF US INTO. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU FINALLY GOT A TRACK DEDICATED TO YOU. I HOPE YOU HATE IT AS MUCH AS I HATED WRITING IT.
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD
PARODY OF "LIMITS" BY BAD OMENS, LYRICS BY ME UNDER THE CUT.
YOU KNOW... YOU'D THINK AFTER ALL THIS TIME TOGETHER THERE'D BE SOME KIND OF GRAND REVELATION, SOME MOMENT WHERE SOMEONE'S MASK COMES OFF AND WE ALL PRETEND WE LEARNED SOMETHING. BUT NO, IT'S THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT: MAKE A JOKE, DEFLECT, ACT LIKE NOTHING HURTS, AND THEN STAND THERE LOOKING SURPRISED WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE GETS SICK OF PLAYING ALONG. AND THIS ISN'T EVEN NEW! IT'S SO PREDICTABLE I COULD WRITE THE NEXT TEN YEARS OF THIS CONVERSATION MYSELF. MAYBE I'M THE REAL JOKE. MAYBE I SHOULD ACCEPT SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER FUCKING CHANGE. THEY JUST GET BETTER AT HIDING THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER PLANNED TO CHANGE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ANOTHER FUCKING AMAZING LYRIC CONTRIBUTION BY KAYDHN!!! ROUND OF APPLAUSE, YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. YOU STILL ROCK, THOUGH!
YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD
PARODY OF "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" BY TAYLOR SWIFT BY KAYDHN BELOW THE CUT
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATICS MADE A FANPAGE FOR ME? I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT @bwkk AND I GENUINELY HAD TO SIT THERE FOR A SOLID THREE MINUTES TRYING TO PROCESS THE FACT THAT THIS IS APPARENTLY A THING THAT EXISTS NOW. YOU PEOPLE ARE OUT OF YOUR GOGDAMN COLLECTIVE MINDS. I’M LITERALLY JUST SOME TROLL WHO YELLS INTO A MICROPHONE, LOSES HIS SANITY OVER HARMONIES, AND SPENDS SIX HOURS MOVING A VOLUME ENVELOPE THREE PIXELS TO THE LEFT, AND SOMEHOW THAT WARRANTED A WHOLE FANPAGE? THAT’S… I MEAN… THAT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING COOL. DON’T GET ANY IDEAS, THOUGH, I’M NOT GETTING ALL SOFT ABOUT IT. I’M JUST SAYING I APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT OF THE EFFORT, EVEN IF YOU’RE *CLEARLY* ENABLING MY QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES. SO, UH… GO GIVE @bwkk SOME LOVE. LOOKS LIKE I’M THE KIND OF IDIOT WHO HAS A DAMN FANPAGE NOW. WHAT A WEIRD TIMELINE.
((OOC: @bwkk I see you and I appreciate you. I’m glad you enjoy my work and very touched you went out of your way to create the blog. Thank you, it means more than you know 💖 -ModKat))
I GUESS I NEVER PROVIDED PROOF OF MY KNIGHTING, HUH? THAT AND MY DIGITAL FOOTPRINT GOT FUCKING OBLITERATED WITH THE TERMINATION OF MY 15YR+ PERSONAL TUMBLR BLOG. OH WELL.
(Case (Broadway Karkat II), December 2022)
(cantabileGato (The Original Broadway Karkat), May 2026)
OTHER THAN THAT THERE IS A VOD OF CANTABILEGATO KNIGHTING ME ON A PUBLIC TWITCH STREAM, BUT IT MIGHT BE AVAILABLE ONLY THROUGH HIS PATREON. I DON’T KNOW, GO FUCKING SEARCH FOR IT YOURSELF.
THIS IS NOT ME TRYING TO REPLACE CANTABILEGATO, BY THE WAY. THIS IS ME SAYING THAT THE PROJECT IS ALIVE AND WELL, AND I’LL CONTINUE RELEASING SONGS WITH BOTH OF THE PREVIOUS HOLDERS’ BLESSING. AS THE… WAIT, THE LATINO AU?? EMOKAT??! WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT???!!
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE, I’M NOT EXPLAINING THIS SHIT AGAIN. GO VISIT HISTORY IF YOU ARE SO GOGDAMN CURIOUS.
Homer simpson
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haaappy 6/12!
day 531
i went to cheesy corny land and they forced me to draw this
