I think its really beautiful that we as people are able to make really really ugly horrible pictures with our minds and hands. We can create something that is actually really bad. jsnt that nice. thats so. aweosme
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I think its really beautiful that we as people are able to make really really ugly horrible pictures with our minds and hands. We can create something that is actually really bad. jsnt that nice. thats so. aweosme

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unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.
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Bad news: the civilization of the planet Xalvon is under danger of extinction, as there are very few male Xalvonians left after a destructive planetary civil war.
Good news: Xalvonians as a species can naturally change from female to male under the right environmental conditions.
Bad news again: Nobody seems to remember what exactly those environmental conditions *are*.
ΒFascinated by this being an RPG idea
Who wants to do my campaign of shoving horny aliens in different boxes to see if they spontaneously transition?

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
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hey so you know even if the trans girl doesn't pass you still have to use her pronouns right?
even if she doesn't "try to pass" she still deserves the same basic respect you give everybody else.
even if she's done something bad that doesn't excuse you misgendering her on purpose.
i'm so sick of people treating trans people's pronouns as some kind of reward you get if you've been a good tranny.
this goes for those who use neopronouns too i dont care how "weird" you think it is especially if you're trans yourself.
it really is that easy :)
and yes, they/themming her when you already know her pronouns is misgendering
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funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
there is a good saying: "if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him."
it is a good saying. but he probably has energy attacks, and you know his monk ass is bitch broke. plus people will be mad if they find out. the more i think about it, the worse it seems as a value proposition

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