always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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