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Richard Papen is truly god's strongest soldier because imagine being in love with every single member of your friend group and then learning said friends regularly host hedonistic rituals in which they all sleep together and to which you alone are not invited

ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯‍♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁

My favourite part in The Secret History is when Richard gets high at a party and learns basic empathy

The Secret History set in the modern day and everything is the same except Francis has no less than four strawberry ice vapes on his person at all times

richard papen is so relatable cus have you ever just wanted to be a part of a friend group soooo bad. and they only sorta gaf about you

stoned richard papen 15 years later sitting there watching some true crime youtuber talk about the mysterious death of a hampden college student while doing glittery makeup and smacking foundation on her face with a sponge bigger than her head bleeping half the words so youtube doesnt kill her views with comments full of random girls like okayyy but this whole henryy was totally a hear me outt