Trump "Speaks" at the White House 8/3
Trump goads a woman to reassure him that he's doing a better job than "sleepy Joe"
Trump says talks with Iran "are going on right now" (Iran says no talks are happening)
"We were gonna hit them hard yesterday. Very, very hard. Harder than any attack since World War 2."
Trump, who has been claiming the US controls the Strait of Hormuz, now says he's talking with Iran about "opening the Strait literally by tomorrow"
On the slush fund: "Frankly, if you talk about reparations, what they did to me, I had a very good case"
"On the fund, these were people that were treated unbelievably. 22 suicides. More than I think. Look at Ashli."
On Strait of Hormuz tolls: "If anybody is gonna charge, we'll charge. We have total control." (Trump moments ago said he's negotiating with Iran to reopen the strait)
"I know Europe better than anybody. Better than the people that run it."
"Any country with windmills is a loser" (God he is so funny, hope he dies soon)
Trump angrily says that big oil companies like Chevron and ExxonMobil are "making too much money ... I'm not happy about it"
Trump's new daily talking point is "grass is like humans -- it has a life"
On Washington DC: "This was the crime capital, frankly, of the world. It was the most unsafe capital of any country anywhere in the world."
"Would I federalize DC? I'm allowed to do that."
Trump inflates Scotts stock: "Look at the beautiful ballroom and military center. It's a military center. We have a drone port on top. Look at the grass in front of the White House being all replaced with the top stuff. Scotts. You know Scotts? Scotts Miracle Grow. They do great grass. Got to give them a plug."
"Jeanine Pirro made a mistake. It was vandalism." (It's wasn't)
"We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife." (AI doesn't count)
Trump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again" (Pirro was spotted leaving the building with a suitcase and a white box)
"Now we have a big decision to make. Do we take the pavers that are red -- the red, brick pavers -- and do we change them into a granite?"