WEED DEMON

School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

even better, the backpacks have speakers and mics so the rescue team can speak through them. imagine being buried alive and a talking rat with a backpack shows up to save you

sooooo fucked up I gotta go to work instead of playing Zelda :/

*slurping+sucking on a lollipop* well it’s no cock i’ll tell ya that much

This just seems the right time to share that my grandmother once told the family her second cousin had "erotic autism" instead of an aortic aneurysm

Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby