doog

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

i love raiding 2010s blogs for pictures of men they no longer care about

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis