🎯 better red than dead ! 🎯

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

its crazy that both charles xavier and barbara gordon were once very recognised for being paraplegic and having a wheelchair and now in todays comics both of them are able bodied. absolutely crazy who allowed this

i dont care how "evil" charles xavier is i still think he should be disabled and have his wheelchair (this doesn't make the "evil disabled man" trope good just don't write him evil) i don't care how "cool" barbara is as batgirl i think she should still be disabled and have her wheelchair (this doesn't mean "so killing joke the misogyny comic is good?" it means oracle should exist we solved that problem already)

people who make comics are fucked in the head. what is wrong with you