Couple.
The small, ninety pound. Five foot tall man looked up at his tall, skinny, 6 ft 5, photographer husband and said, βGolly, I wish I was tall like you!β The photographer looked down at his minnisqual husband and said, βI can do one thing, but it will be very painful, repeatedly. Loads of excruciating pain!β I said that I would do anything. He said, have my baby. Youβll have to take me. Remember that you are the top because of the size and length of myβ¦ thunder stick. Then youβll grow much taller as a males baby floods you with growth hormones! Of course then weβll have a big baby to raise! 18 years of dealing with a super-strong baby!β The little man looked up at his Juanβs and said, βLetβs do it!β Eight months later, the little guy is now the bigger man in the relationship: heβs now 6 ft 9, 587 pounds of huge muscle! The skinny photographer now lives in constant fear of his hormonal husband with gigantic muscles. Heβd better get used to it because heβs going to be the smallest and weakest person in their family!
