𝐼𝑁 𝐴 𝑆𝑀𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑻𝑶𝑾𝑵.

Anyone want to hit the gym?

could use a distraction, if you’re good with that?

This X shit’s got to go. I like Twitter better.

x is just a stupid name, i still call it twitter.

I swear on everything if I wake up in the morning to any eggs or toilet paper on my car I’ll beat all of you up!

ew yuck now i hope you didn't?

~Ugh...why'd i decide to take a chair shot to the head?? STUPID. 😵

nah kenny chair shots sounds better.

~Ugh...why'd i decide to take a chair shot to the head?? STUPID. 😵

omega chair shots.

i feel like i have to constantly look over my shoulder because of the fear of being jumped by some freak of nature, really thinking this might of been a bad idea.

barely, just about.

Karen Jarrett still looks good for her age.

she’s something that’s for sure.

definitely woke up in another universe today, what the f-. all i've seen all day is witches, warlocks, and screaming babies scared of the previous. really second guessing joining this trip.

i feel like i have to constantly look over my shoulder because of the fear of being jumped by some freak of nature, really thinking this might of been a bad idea.

The dogs think my shoes are toys and won't let me have a pai without chewing on them.

i think all dogs think your shoes are their toys, and everything else for a fact is theirs.. they rule us all.

~Ugh...why'd i decide to take a chair shot to the head?? STUPID. 😵

we should call you kenny chair shots.

Thee bots names are funny. The fertile factory just followed me.

these god awful names really wilding ..

I got my tent set up and I'm going to roast some weiners for hot dogs.

bless your heart.

I got my tent set up and I'm going to roast some weiners for hot dogs.

if you’ve got any spares .. this guy.

I’ve not moved for even a second from my bed. I don’t regret it.

not moving for even a second ? what’s that feel like ? because i’m failing to relate to this .

she's fun and great to be around , brings a lot of sass to the team . yeah , kinda . is it selfish to sometimes wish that i could chase some singles titles ? just feels like it's been way too long since i've held one of those .

mm what’s going on with that ? your shoulders all busted up right now isn’t it ? those tag titles are for sure cursed as well . hopefully they keep my girl michin away from those as far as possible .. we don’t talk about that botchamania sh*tshow .

Ow. 😣💀🤕

i’m on vacation right now though so i’ll take the w bypass for this one week .

Ow. 😣💀🤕

who do you thinks got it worse then , you or me ? i could make up a pretty good case for what i've been getting thrown into every week .