im a person that is real (no lies here)
i dont really have a name. if you really need to buggy is fine. i know internet safety. it/its. if you use they/them for me then i will actually just kill you.
where i live: none of your buisness and barely even mine.
where i came from: your left nut.
my pokemon: okay finally a good question (i was starting to get a little impatient)
i have a Firoke (named Baby Man) (commonly just refrred to as Lord Babilicous Esquire Esquire The Third of His name: House of Man) (also just Baby) that i love with all of my heart even though he is dumb as bricks. I will link an image of him cuz Firoke dont really live in other regions.
i also have an Purugly named Kenneth. she has the demeanor of a sixty year old man who lost both his legs in bicycle incident. shes also mostly blind so unfamiliar people = scary = threat. her dad was also a nidorino so shes got a horn. is evil.
and a falinks. its just around. their name is command.
caught a heracross. her name is sixteen-crunching-leaves-stuck-elytra. tried to get her to agree on anything shorter but it wasnt happening
got a larvesta. no name yet but thats because baby man is taking his sweet fuckin time
my biology? fucked. ive got mandibles, bug wings, compound eyes. the whole shebang
now also adding glitter and shit to your mass produced pokeballs. so they dont look lifeless and mass produced. pay what you want, send me an ask about and ill work on it.










