@buggywoogie

for the past few years when i draw your traditional drawing i’ve usually been starting early enough so that i make it on time. this year it’s currently almost 12am wherever you are and i JUST finished it. barely made it. seconds to spare. photo finish. not that it matters, because you’re not going to see this before 12, but it’s a pride thing. knowing you, i’d be surprised if you see it within a week! do you even own a tumblr still? that part isn’t my concern. i’ve never been late to your birthday. nor will i ever be. not that there’s that many years left for me to be late, but it won’t happen!!! you love your birthday like some kind of freak and so i will use it to flex how punctual i am. anyway. happy birthday. i’m glad i know you. even if you are a nerd and kind of a loser.. i still like you. i accept you for who you are. even if after all these years you are still one of the friendliest and brightest people i know. how about you update yourself and get some new qualities? you have so little time left, why don’t you drop that and become evil? because that would be very funny. you, a little gnome sized evil person. gonna kick us in the knees... anyway, i would write more. i usually write more. but i really bragged a whole lot about being punctual and my time is running out. time is holding a gun to my head and i have to stop or i won’t make it (in a similar vein of how you won’t make it much longer either, because you’re so old)