former team buddy grunt strikes again

If you noticed me using slightly different pronouns, I did, but they would rather only close friends and other members of the system to use he, and for everyone else to use they or it.

Oh I really don’t know how to do this sorry…

you are bad at your job, your smile's ugly anyway, you can't have your own opinion even once, and you aren't even good at anything you do. also you're probably too stupid to understand anything anyway.

Did something happen when I was passed out..?

I'm sorry...

you're clearly mistaken in that unswell assumption of yours

*quietly unclipping a pokeball from my belt*

oh gosh i just realized you haven't gotten your starter yet *tosses you a ball containing a random second stage alolan/unovan starter from plot only knows where*

yeah.. no. we aren't playing by your rules.

musharna (whos now noted as level 39 which is why you got a second stage mon) use psychic terrain

uh... bird, peck our "friend" in the eye

youll get much farther if you actually focus on the battle !

*he shoots a chain at your arm*

musharna would you be a dear and use moonlight on me

musharna use yawn

*he tries to run*

*slightly slicking my hair back but it doesn't stick because i dont have hair gel on me*

i cant say youll succeed

hey buddy, what things can you do?

*politely waiting for you to talk strategy before i ask musharna to use psywave again*

bird, use that leaf thing

*i look entirely at home battling mostly unbothered by the threat*

BIRD, USE SYNTHESIS!

*which pulls dartrix into the yellow again but with a bit more health*

*and pulls dartrix into the red*

USE SYNTHESIS AGAIN

*and ends up putting dartrix back into the red after musharna uses psywave again*

*quickly running away with :) in tow & also tossing lep a revive & an oran berry to grow over my shoulder with great accuracy*

*he shouts over to buddy as the 2 run away*

make sure to grow the oran berry !