Wanted

And where’s home?

New Orleans.

Trying to come up with a valid reason that I forgot the grocery list at home. Y’know, if my mother asks.

Say you thought you put it on your phone before you left.

Well maybe I shouldn’t give you my name.

Would be quite the girl to write home about. 

I remember you too.

Well, you never gave me your name.. And it was a pretty lasting impression.

Didn’t scare me, no. Just distracted me.

From what?

So it would seem, at lease in our case.

Seems so. Though I don't think I've got anything to complain about yet.

I remember you. The skinny dipper.

Long day man, long day. 

It's a non-issue. Everyone has them.

Warm and welcoming, okay

Some conversations are the best done through a window.

I’m so tired of happy people.

A friendly fuck you to you too.

Being a warm and welcoming soul. Howdy. Long time no see.

Your life must be so bountiful. I mean your adorable face was made for more than just smelling dogs. 

It is. It really is. -- Is it that adorable?

You should probably look into a few new hobbies. Preferably ones that are not considered to be illegal or extremely weird.

Nah. Gotta do both of those things to make life interesting.

Is smelling wet dogs like a hobby of yours? I can add that to the list with ‘test driving’ cars.