fuck you

As per usual I don’t know what the fuck you’re smoking, but I’m not entirely sure I’d take it over insomnia.

But you do you. I personally fucking hate when it happens, but that’s me.

I was more just saying at the base that I’m an asshole that has to be told when to quit (IE the parasite part) than saying I’m a shit friend. That’s really up to the people who call me their friend to decide on.

And this would be a decent example of that. You don’t have to apologize. I’m the one who turned it around. That’s on me, not you.

Oh.

Fuck, ok. Listen. I know I’m not exactly the advocate of making friends considering my relative track record with the topic of action, as is shown in pretty stark detail if you know where to look in my archives on this thing, but that’s kind of my entire damn point, actually.

You’re kind of weird, yeah, but don’t just cram the idea down the U-bend and call it shit when there’s the sheer fact *I* have managed to do it staring you… well not *in the face* because you’re one tall ass motherfucker, but, you know. In your general facial area. Maybe like chin-level with a little bit of lip in there?

This is beside the point. What the fuck am I doing. 

The point is, you don’t have to be quote-unquote “good” at making friends with a place like this under your trembling fingerstubs. It’ll just happen at some point or another. Because this is basically a vast conglomeration of awkward asswipes trying to pretend we know how to socialize in a setting that’s nowhere near what we’ll have to encounter in the real world, and that’s just what makes it work. It’ll be fine. You’re a damn nice guy, ok? Like holy hell sometimes I really wonder what you’re doing around a place like this, because you’re considerate enough to not have to face the regular waves of bullcrap it has to offer.

Ok TL;DR because I got way more long-winded than intended: you’ll be fine. It might take a while, but you’ll make friends fine. You’ll probably even somehow manage to find the only other person around here that can be on par with your level of too-good-for-this-blue-hell and make friends with them.

It’ll be fine.

but like ain’t you saying tho you ain’t no good friend? so how’s that saying anything then?

… That is one of the most unnerving GIF usages I’ve ever witnessed.

I don’t actually get why you’re laughing. Assuming you’re laughing. I could be pulling the wrong reaction here but I’m working on some pretty blatant detail that I’d have to really bend over to see in another light.

Dammit, not that again.

Ok, look, you can keep your opinion and all that but the friend thing stands. You must have some real big assholes for friends, man.

That’s one opinion. Should we open a consensus? Or just say my opinion concerning myself is the right one since you’re also the one who has a questionable stance on me and therefore can’t be the most-trusted source until we get you more friends and you form better opinions?

@crimsongenetics

it’s sounding stupid but i dunno like it ain’t even much? to me it’s meaning a lot that you ain’t dropping me ain’t are calling me crazy and just take things as they are

He’s not out of the city, no. Out of the house though yeah. He’ll get home at like eleven or something. Why?