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You doing okay Bill?

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.

not really it but we would play release the beast where me amd my friend would be released and pretend to be wolves and fight to the death

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

There are no ducks in this post.

Joy and whimsy detected! This sneaky (?) bittern is joyful and whimsical!

things I gotta do: Math (I'm on summer break but I am determined to get better at math over the summer) Figure out how I'm gonna fit everything into my duffle bag for camp Sew a belt loop pouch Complete funpoison Draw petekey Practice breath control Figure out how to hit a high note

read that first one as meth