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Tell the minty one that I saw a shadow go across my room while reading the book of Bill. And yes, this is Anonymous. Minty will know who this is. And remember. Reality is an illusion. the universe is a hollogram. BUY. GOLD. bye :3
are you the. the jambu. i can tell
you should become mutuals with ,,,,,,,,me i’ll steal minty’s tbob for you and help you summon bill cipher
I have my own 2 books of bills i can contribute to the ritual
G a s p. that's a total of 6 TBoB That's 2 full triangles when lined up properly. That means only 3 more are necessary for 3 equilateral triangles lined up to make the vertices of a larger equilateral triangle, meaning only a total of three candles are needed to add reference points for the sides locations, and since there's three of us in total that means we could locate ourselves on each point!! :D
What should we add to the centre of the triangles though…..
I also have my cardboard Bill that I could put nearby to watch the summoning
hey. Hey. These are my mutuals here. Cant summon bill without me. Also koif did you even vote bill in the sexyman contest ? Fake...
Howl is hotter bill is pathetic and that’s his appeal
fake
Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???
ENHANCE
Tell the minty one that I saw a shadow go across my room while reading the book of Bill. And yes, this is Anonymous. Minty will know who this is. And remember. Reality is an illusion. the universe is a hollogram. BUY. GOLD. bye :3
are you the. the jambu. i can tell
you should become mutuals with ,,,,,,,,me i’ll steal minty’s tbob for you and help you summon bill cipher
I have my own 2 books of bills i can contribute to the ritual
G a s p. that's a total of 6 TBoB That's 2 full triangles when lined up properly. That means only 3 more are necessary for 3 equilateral triangles lined up to make the vertices of a larger equilateral triangle, meaning only a total of three candles are needed to add reference points for the sides locations, and since there's three of us in total that means we could locate ourselves on each point!! :D
What should we add to the centre of the triangles though…..
I also have my cardboard Bill that I could put nearby to watch the summoning
hey. Hey. These are my mutuals here. Cant summon bill without me. Also koif did you even vote bill in the sexyman contest ? Fake...
happy pride month you gay people. i wanted to see the skew of people on tumblr who are gay/LGBTQIA+
are you a part of the LGBTQIA+? 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
yes!
no, but I'm an ally!
these are the only options. support or get the freak out 👅👅👅

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REMATCH
WHO'S SEXIER
HOWL PENDRAGON
BILL CIPHER
SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO
MY FUCKONG POLL
Who me?
How do you feel losing your own poll made to prove that you were actually sexier than Howl?
SHUT IT
You doing okay Bill?

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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane
we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer
Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife
if no one's said it, it's normal. It's just Tag with flavor. Tag is boring so you gotta add imagination.
Our baby knife as kids was Raptor Tag. Raptors hunt in packs so the person who was "it" had to run around pretending to be a velociraptor and to tag people they had to actually tackle them and "eat" them for 5 full seconds (others could come to the rescue and save them in that time, but risked getting eaten too or instead if the raptor switched targets). Eaten players then became raptors, until the whole pack was teamwork-hunting the last wily or lucky kid. There were no winning survivors- the game was won as a group once everyone was a raptor.
My kindergarten played "wolves" where a pack of 4-12 children, usually all the girls, would try to chase down and "kill" the deer (usually me)
I was bulled extensively in elementary school, but 1. Mostly by my teachers and 2. Not during this, because we ALL had PBS Nature and as Deer, I was allowed to gouge, kick, bite, keep running even after being grabbed, or body-check the larger children into the picnic tables and other architecture.
You know, for realism.
In point of fact, I was usually The Deer because I was the best at evading/ not going down without a fight, whereas most boys would just start crying or tattle, which is no fun at all.
We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.
#We played Leeches (people run past you and you grab their legs and make them fall)#And Roadkill (body-slam your friends to the ground)#The teachers did not like these games
Your school would've loved Get Down, Mr President
not really it but we would play release the beast where me amd my friend would be released and pretend to be wolves and fight to the death
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
Joy and whimsy detected! This sneaky (?) bittern is joyful and whimsical!
EVERYONE WISH FEM&M A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW !!!!!!
The Amazing Digital Backrooms.

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I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today
An addition, if you don't mind
I don’t know if we’re actually wrong in this one, but may I add
I don’t know if we’re
actually wrong in this
one, but may I add
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
how the hell do you get cold at 20° help-
I usually set the heaters to 17°...