I hope you are hungry baby.
Because you're not getting out of that diaper until you finish all this bottle for me
And then you know what comes next
That’s right. I want you to make stinkies for me.
That’s why I keep you in nappies, so you can forget about the potty for a while.
Because it amuses me when you helplessly fill them
I love that little pained expression on your face and that look of resignation when you realise you can’t hold it any longer
I know you are still a little bit sleepy from the special medicine Mommy gives you but you need to keep drinking for me.
Do you want mommy to hold you while you make a pushie baby? It's okay, mommy will help you get comfortable.
Uh-oh, I think I smell poopies already. Did you just let go and make a messy in your pampers like a good little boy?
Image credit courtesy of Wicked-Women-DiaperDommes (a truly great Tumblr account please check it out and like!)
