Kickin' it Old School

fine fine ok i wwas kiddin noww can wwe movve on im serious i havve important business to discuss

Fine, fine. I'm just tired and pissy right now. What is that we have to talk bout?

im not up to anything i swear 

Really? Then where are you?

Well your mate can be a rude lil shit to me sometimes, but it's fine, no harm done I suppose. Just need a little more clarification when you're talkin' to someone for the first time.

no …. of course not

Dave you could've told me flat out yes and I would've believed you weren't up to somethin' compared to that.

I spend so much time around assholes that at this point it’s not even an insult anymore.

Implying you can group all us together and think we're all the same right? Where I come from we have the common courtesy to give people a chance before we deem them assholes.

pls dont remind me of that fact

Why guilty conscious?

> You shoot a wave and a bright smile in return, comfortably laying on your side of the bed.  "Well this bed is too big for one person, so I had to make sure I took up a lot of space!"

you got it! i kept the bed warm for you. (:K

do you want anything to eat? i could make you something really quickly.

Nah, just scoot over and make some room (K

Yeah but I just got home from work so I'm comin' to lay down anyways.

yeah youre right i cant be trusted this whole ok with being a knight thing could all be a front and im just waiting for the opportune moment to swoop up and knock you outta that throne like youre some pesky little fly then make you kneel before me the true alpha

You're doin' this rant thing of yours again Mr. Diabolical.