Whatever you want, you're gonna get it.

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

I give zero shits about celebrities, but if I had to BE one? I’d be Emma. No question

Emma Thompson is that crazy aunt you call at 330 in the morning to come bail you out of jail.

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what kind of dog is this?

does anyone else require an advance notice of at least three (3) working days to physically and mentally prepare for any and all forms of social activity or is it just me

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song