You're one microscopic cog

You shouln’t shame yourself like that just for me.

Don't flatter yourself too hard, you might hurt yourself.

Sadly, I don’t even think your poor excuse for an attempt would be worth my time.

Suit yourself. But perhaps you're right, I would hate to send that ego of yours home all broken and fractured.

No men allowed, sorry~

Dammit! And the one thing I don't pull off very well is cross dressing.

Hey, you’ve never come in on women’s nights~ You’ve never met Luigi Lavender, I’m just saying.

I'm slightly frightened but also very curious. I might just drop in next time, if only for some shameless eye candy.

More information I didn’t need to know. Cute.

What can I say? I'm a sharer. 

Pfffft. I can make them more wild. Watch me.

Oh? And just how are you going to do that? By coming in shirtless?

I think I’ll leave the panties up to other certain people.

I'm surely hoping that's not about me, it wouldn't be a very smart move. Besides - I'm more of a commando guy.

You'd think certain people would be more cautious of the things they post...

Certain people need to put their big boy panties on.

Oh, come on, are you calling your nights here not wild?

I wouldn't say they weren't wild, but far tamer than other's I've had. and that most certainly is not a bad thing.

Sounds like someone had a wild night.

Something of the sort, I needed one though...it'd been a while.

Oh it’s not outside of my shoes, it’s in them. Outside of them I don’t think I would mind so much.

....okay, that sounds a little uncomfortable. All  can say is make sure you wash your socks on their own. Or you're going to be one very sparkly man.

Some days I think the children are just trying to drive me insane.

Well on the bright side, at least you'll be able to leave little glitter trails if you ever have to retrace your steps.