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.They first met when they were 4 and have been inseparable ever since

.Vern taught Billy how too ride a bike and gave him the biggest hug after he successfully rode it for the first time

.Vern stole all Billy's sweets one time when they were children and Billy still hasn't forgiven him. Whenever they get into and argument he always brings it up and Vern just rolls his eyes

.In school a lot more girls were interested in Vern than Billy so whenever a girl asked him out he'd respond with "That's real sweet darlin' have you seen my friend Billy tho? You'd really like him" It rarely worked but Billy appreciated him trying

.The first time a girl broke up with Billy he cried to Vern for hours and they binged ice cream and chocolate all night until he felt better

.When Vern was broken up with for the first time he was too embarrassed too tell anyone except Billy, who comforted him and brought him a new vinyl too make him feel better

.They go on double dates a lot and Vern never dates anyone who doesn't like Billy as a friend

.Billy got bullied a lot at school he wouldn't tell Vern because he thought it was stupid but Vern always found out. The next day the bullies would walk into class with a black eye. Billy could never prove Vern did it but he always had a hunch

.They drink together every weekend without fail

.Billy got Vern into smoking and Vern got Billy into drinking

.Vern's choice of drink is always whiskey while Billy's is rum

.They had a huge falling out when they were teenagers and didn't talk for a while until Vern showed up at his house and cried while apologizing because he missed him so much

.Vern used too tutor Billy after school for hours and sometimes would help him cheat on a test when he knew Billy would fail

.First time Billy ever caught a fish he cooked it with Vern and they ate while getting extremely drunk

.Vern doesn't express his emotions too anyone except Billy

.For Vern's 18th birthday Billy brought him a shotgun which he still has hung up on his wall, he doesn't use it because it has too much meaning too him

.Vern brought Juli-ann her first beer at a bar when he was extremely drunk and had too sneak her back home when she was black out drunk, Billy found out and was pissed but forgave him the next day when he saw the horrible hangover Vern had and deemed that was punishment enough

.Vern is often round their house and eats dinner with the family, he has a place at the table that's designated just for him

.Vern let Billy drive his truck once and he scratched some of the paint off, he's not been allowed too drive it since

.They often go hunting and fishing together

DO NOT THROW THEM BACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE. 

That’s an Asian Carp, and they ARE invasive. The Iowa DNR encourages people to catch, kill, and eat as many as possible. 

It does not have two eyes on the same side; it just has a mark there that looks sorta like one. 

Another pic;

They mostly eat plants, but sometimes will get snagged when line fishing. But, they also do THIS;

Midwesterners being who we are, we immediately knew what to do; BOWFISH THEM SHITS

And INVENT THE SPORT KNOWN AS ‘SCARPING’, which is just netting them out of the air/smacking them with baseball bats/spearing them with pitchforks/ect while waterskiing;

The DNR actively encourages all inventive ways of killing them off that people can come up with. There’s no limit on them, so you can fill up the boat.