INTERFACE WITH THE MACHINE

Ninja crimes are decreasing because they're becoming less detectable

post modern poetry

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

Please play the co-op

I'm snoring and snoozing and

They see me snoozing, they hating

woah.. theyre adding a new character to skullgirls thats a skinny woman with big tits? no way

Yeah the Iliad is cool and all, but have you ever seen tits on a stick?

quadrupedal goose

goose with paws

Do little baby gittens (goose+kitten) come out of eggs?

getting me some shredded cheese

Natural selection is truly terrifying, but not as much as dad when he gets the credit card statement in two days

Mood.

Morb on the move