𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢.

“  𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  ?  i did  not  say  that  -  !  ”  except  she  definitely  did say that  ,  and  she’s  pretty  sure  much  worse  things  ,  too.  of  course  ,  she  never  plans  ahead  for  people  to  decide  they  want  to  read  her  diary  like  it’s  a  book  on  display  at  the  public  library  -  which  ,  come  to  think  of  it  ,  she  should.  or  ,  at  least  ,  start  buying  those  diaries  that  have  locks  on  them  ,  in  case  he  tries  to  do  this  again.  “  pfft.  you  ,  dreamy  ?  i  think  you’re  just  trying  to  flatter  yourself  now  ,  jug.  ”  a  moment’s  pause  ,  before  -  as  he  predicted  -  she’s  launching  herself  at  him  in  a  hasty  attempt  to  retrieve  her  diary.

scoffing with mock offense at how quick she was to deny that she could have ever written something so romantic about him, jughead’s grip on her precious little diary only tightens. “whoa, don’t sound too disgusted at the idea of finding your boyfriend oh so dreamy!” he shouts, unaware at the sheer volume of his voice until he hears a ( not so ) friendly reminder from mrs. cooper to get downstairs -- her one condition if her daughter insisted that she continued to date “that beanie wearing cad”. 

“maybe we should. . . hey, hey hey!” at this point, he’s apathetic towards whatever punishment mrs. cooper has in store for him downstairs; her surprise attack was a declaration of war. with her diary ( somehow ) still in his clutches, jughead falls back onto her bed with a slew of overly amused laughter; dangling her prized possession over his head just to get under her skin.

“admit that you think i’m the dreamiest of dreamboats and you can get your precious back!”

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aries: tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate

taurus: idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalties in general, a tad codependent

gemini: the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way is the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them

cancer: the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them

leo: no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always, a crackhead

virgo: can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are

libra: solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love their self

scorpio: easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves

sagittarius: impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them

capricorn: scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling, fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally

aquarius: gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little

“you know, if i skim past you droning on and on about archie, i find your early entries about me quite endearing...”

“what— was i staring hard enough to burn holes in your brain?” he cracks a lopsided grin, hoping that his strange, yet effective brand of charm would distract from the bashful blush coating his cheeks.