David

;)

attention to those whom it may concern (@oceansrose2002 @silentdwayne @brokenleatherdavid @blonde-mullet-marko @blondrockerpaul @auntvamp @willowbrookesblog) um I may or may not have a little secret that I think I would like to share.

Am I supposed to be concerned about you or...?

@brokenleatherdavid 💋

Shouldn't I be on top? ;) @southernboymichael

@brokenleatherdavid A little blood ain't gonna stop me from givin' ya a kiss 💋

The more blood the better, cowboy ;)

malboro red or gold? personally i prefer red

Marlboro red, or I'll tolerate American Spirits light blue. If you ever want to get me a pack ;)

Well now I see where you get your interest in cowboys. I'm your own Marlboro man

Yeehaw Cowboy ;)

I literally about spit out my drink

I hope it was onto Star.

I'm right here

:) sorry sweetheart. I'm here, always lurking :)

pls, don’t apologise. ima dramatic bitch. I’ll live…probably :)

Probably? ;)

probably not ;)

If anyone gets the pleasure of that it should be me ;)

should be. could be. would be ;)

:)

I'm right here

:) sorry sweetheart. I'm here, always lurking :)

pls, don’t apologise. ima dramatic bitch. I’ll live…probably :)

Probably? ;)

probably not ;)

If anyone gets the pleasure of that it should be me ;)

I'm right here

:) sorry sweetheart. I'm here, always lurking :)

pls, don’t apologise. ima dramatic bitch. I’ll live…probably :)

Probably? ;)

I'm right here

:) sorry sweetheart. I'm here, always lurking :)

I'm right here

*sigh* another day spent without a murderous vampire who dotes on me and would cut off a man’s hands if they harmed me

@brokenleatherdavid 🥺

Always happy to cut off hands anytime, sweetheart ;)

Why’s Marko telling me I have “massive honkers.”

Have you not seen your honkers?

What are honkers?

Massive badonkadonks.

malboro red or gold? personally i prefer red

Marlboro red, or I'll tolerate American Spirits light blue. If you ever want to get me a pack ;)

Glad to have you back, cowboy :)