Cellar Door

hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

bitches HATE my spells and beams

I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

alice i have bad news :(

hey whats up