Achilles' heel

Kendall (maybe):

- has rapped once

- repressed

- cringe

- daddy issues

- I think fandom hates him, but in a loving way?

Also maybe Kendall:

- curses a lot

- pathetic

- daddy issues again

- feral

- likes older women

- manwhore

- would hate-fuck his clone

Shiv:

-ginger

- mommy issues?

- hates her husband

- gaslight gatekeep

- is pregnant or was at some point

- *crosses arms*

The dad:

- evil incarnate

- homophobic

- mansplain manipulate

- would sell his children for a potato chip

- girlboss (derogatory)

- Doesn't believe in mental illness, but thinks homosexuality is one

Another son:

- deserves better

- underrated

- well adjusted-ish???

- daddy issues

- has raised his siblings

Mr Darcy:

- GAY

- Shiv's husband on paper

- in love with his wife's cousin who is his assistant

- gay

- apparently has a dick the size of a great American tree and fucks like a fast transportation vehicle

- bottom

- the actor is unhinged

- homosexual historic references of ancient Rome

- the homophobic dad made him the boss

- a whole ass fruit

- omelette or eggs jokes

Cousin Greg:

- homophobic bisexual

- should probably speak to HR at some point

- is dating a countess?

- wants his boss to prove his fucking abilities

- also a bottom?

- social climbed and won

- fandom seems to have some, ahem, feelings about this one

Gerry?:

- she might be a therapist or she works in management

- girlboss (affectionate)