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much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

my dinner-centric world view

… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses