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Before we start this, I'm agnostic but I still go to church, specifically an Episcopalian church. Personally, I view the bible more as a work of fiction to be questioned because it had been tweaked so many times, rather than a strict rulebook.

First things first, I believe God has no gender and/or switches depending on the day for the sake of convenience, I'm referring to them as they/them.

I always viewed God as a writer. They're simply writing stories. Why do you think the world sucks sometimes? It's because they decided to write angst that day. We simply can't understand what will come next because, like. Have you met a writer? Plot twists, angst, fluff, weird things, supposed creatures. All of it, everywhere, at any time.

Jesus was probably just a prototype or something, and God did a Jango Fett and said "hey you're my son now" and here we are. He went down to Earth out of curiosity and absolutely HATES any sort of conflict.

I don't personally believe Hell exists, either. At least, now it doesn't. Maybe it was an idea that was scrapped, maybe they just threw it into humanity out of nowhere, who knows. It's just hard for me to think that this supposed all loving, all powerful God would let people go to such a horrid place. They'd probably just send the person back down to Earth as a different animal or something.

Also if Hell exists, I like to think it's just Satan's house, and Satan is just the younger brother that likes to fuck shit up in the story just to screw with them.

Now regarding the angels and demons, I don't see them with any specific form. Sure God may have based us off of their image, but they also created everything else. I feel like everyone in Heaven and Hell just look like what they wanna look like. An angel might look like a giant dragon with hawk vision, while a demon might look like a wise elder, or they can look like the stereotypical angel/demon. It's just that the demons don't change shapes on Earth, while the angels come down more humanoid to not scare people.

Oh and also, God isn't here just for us. He doesn't care just for us, we aren't his only creation and we are such a SMALL fraction of this universe. Every living thing can get into heaven no matter if it has the same type of conscious as us.

I think he's both good and bad, and here's why.

He's a tanuki, right? And what are tanuki known for? Being tricksters, but not really mean. (We're not talking about the fact that tanukis are also known to have big whopping balls, that's a different story.)

Tom Nook may give you loans, sometimes without you knowing, but he gives you literally forever to pay them off, doesn't necessarily breathe down your neck about them, and doesn't charge interest.

Sure he gives you a job almost immediately, but he still can lay you off if he has no work to give.

He was an orphan who was scammed out everything (if my memory serves me right), he's basically taking care of Timmy and Tommy, his houses and appliances are quite cheap because bells are based off of Japanese yen, he donates 90% of his income to charities/orphanages (forgot which one), but that still doesn't take away the fact that he has a foothold over nearly everything in the Animal Crossing Universe.

What I'm saying is that he has good intentions, but a bad way of handling them.