Throw your money at me

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

Haha shit nerd train get fucked up

by Gemma Correll

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

Adam Sandler is capable of ruining literally anything

Personally I don’t think I ruin things but I bring a different sort of humor to the table that some people might not understand

by Pie Comic